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naaa i'd have mailed it to his house You'd have dropped it off in your speedo. Don't lie. you should see the one i just bought..... it has "JUICY" written across my ass. |
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Quoted: naaa i'd have mailed it to his house Which is why you shipped it to work. Misdirection. We're on to you! |
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naaa i'd have mailed it to his house You'd have dropped it off in your speedo. Don't lie. you should see the one i just bought..... it has "JUICY" written across my ass. I thought you already had a tattoo that said that across your ass? |
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Sorry to do this guys, but my lawyer called, and I didn't have a chance to get the package.
Will be first thing tomorrow. |
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naaa i'd have mailed it to his house You'd have dropped it off in your speedo. Don't lie. you should see the one i just bought..... it has "JUICY" written across my ass. Paging 82ND-ABN. Ban in aisle 4 please. |
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Quoted: This is getting old. Some people never get tired of balls. Just ask bcauz3y |
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Quoted: This is getting old. OMFG!!!!! Close the doors and go home everyone. |
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oh shit. I wonder what rumors will start here at work now? I pissed-off two chicks at work once. About a week later, a package arrived for me at work. It was addressed to my work, with my name underneath, so of course, the busy-body receptionist opened it. It was a man's thong...along with some pathetic "love letter" of sorts from some guy named "Lance". Yep, it was the two chicks who sent it...gotta admit though, it was good prank. |
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Amazing. Four packages, and you still don't know how to open a goddamn box within a day.
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Quoted: Amazing. Four packages, and you still don't know how to open a goddamn box within a day. Everyone I got was opened within the day except for this one. I'm in the middle of a custody battle, when the lawyer calls, I go. All else be damned. |
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I bet his oldness needs a new set by now. |
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This thread is like a clothes dryer overfilled with fuck. You tagged this as well huh. |
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This thread is like a clothes dryer overfilled with fuck. You tagged this as well huh. Why not? |
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I'm waiting in hesitant anticipation to see how this plays out.
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Quoted: I'm waiting in hesitant anticipation to see how this plays out. you and me both! |
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He is on vacation right now |
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I'm waiting in hesitant anticipation to see how this plays out. you and me both! Further proof that two half-wits do not equal a whole wit. TRG |
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I'm waiting in hesitant anticipation to see how this plays out. you and me both! Further proof that two half-wits do not equal a whole wit. TRG But two half-wits do equal a old Cuban... |
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Quoted: DAY 2 no balls yet Just got back and opened the package... Someone is seriously fucked up. |
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NO I'm not taking a picture of it at work, no I'm not touching it.
Whoever owns this dildo needs to come get it.
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NO I'm not taking a picture of it at work, no I'm not touching it. Whoever owns this dildo needs to come get it. Oh God. |
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No kidding. I'm sitting here looking at this 'thing' trying to figure out the best way to dispose of it.
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No kidding. I'm sitting here looking at this 'thing' trying to figure out the best way to dispose of it. Backdoor would be best. |
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Quoted: That's fucked up man. Pics? I don't know if the mods will allow me to post pics of a dirty dildo in GD. Either way, I'd have to wait until after the kids go to bed tonight, and I'm considering just burning it my burn barrel, still in the bag and everything. |
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That is just wrong. didn't you predict this? I predicted another package, not a nasty dildo. |
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Used? I second the BS. We need photographic evidence!
I am placing a formal request for mods to waive the no posting of dildos rule. For science. It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: That is just wrong. didn't you predict this? I predicted another package, not a nasty dildo. Theoretically, a dildo is a faux package. |
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Quoted: Used? I second the BS. We need photographic evidence! I am placing a formal request for mods to waive the no posting of dildos rule. For science. It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. If the mods O.K. it... nasty dildo pics for everyone |
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Used? I second the BS. We need photographic evidence! I am placing a formal request for mods to waive the no posting of dildos rule. For science. It's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. he brought it to our lunch meeting. i suspect it's his and he is just using the mysterious package story as a cover. |
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