Since the Mayan 2012 stuff is all over, I wanted to share something I put together in 2006. I know a lot of you have been itching for some motivation to go on a panic buying spree lol. This is only an observation, not a true prediction or anything, but while I listened to talk about Mayan stuff over the years and other predictions, I laughed inside since my own little observations had more correlations with real end of the world texts and predictions, and thus I considered more logical than the Mayan stuff, even if I didn't actually believe they were true.
I realized some of this neat correlations in 2006 when my December issue of Popular Mechanics arrived.

The article went on to describe asteroid 99942 (holy crap right!, turn it upside down and there is 666 wow its the end of the world right?) Kidding aside the article went on to talk about its approach date of Friday April 13, 2029, and how it would return exactly 7 years later and could possibly hit us if it passed through a gravitational keyhole.
The first thing that triggered a possible biblical connection was the year 2029 and its precise 7 year wait for it to return again. 2029 being the year mentioned in the apocolytic terminator franchise, I knew I was own to something since everything I've seen on television is always true.
I began to wonder if 2029 could be the 2000 year anniversary of the beginning of Christ's Kingdom? Wasn't that in a 1999 movie with Arnold, where the 2000 year anniversary of Jesus's Kingdom was from when he was born? Let's disregard that he was actually born around 4-7 B.C. not actually on 1, but hey plenty of people believed 1999 was the end of the world, right?
Actually if you read the bible Jesus preaches that his kingdom is coming, meaning it had not arrived while he walked the earth, but rather upon his crucifixion. For example "Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom." Matthew 16:28 among other verses.
When applying the Gregorian Calendar to the time period, one possible date for Jesus's crucifixion is Friday April 13th 2029. (When Apophis arrives the first time)
http://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/?year=29&country=22 (Check for yourself).
So while Jesus's kingdom's 2000 anniversary is right around the corner, what does that have to do with that little Asteroid called Apophis?
Revelation Chapter 9;
The fifth angel sounded his trumpet, and I saw a star that had fallen from the sky to the earth. The star was given the key to the shaft of the Abyss. ² When he opened the Abyss, smoke rose from it like the smoke from a gigantic furnace. The sun and sky were darkened by the smoke from the Abyss. ³ And out of the smoke locusts came down on the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. ⁴ They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads. ⁵ They were not allowed to kill them but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes. ⁶ During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.
















 

Here is another interesting correlation I noticed.
According to Luke there were 77 generations from God to Jesus.
To
those that have studied the bible, no explanation should be
needed on why 77 is significant or why God wouldn't plan something
around this. 7 Days, 7 signs, 7 bowls, 7 trumpets, everything
seems to be based on 7 or 12.
If God designed Jesus's kingdom to
come after 77 generations, what if the second coming occurs 77
generations after the start of this kingdom?
So for you math
wizards, What was the average age for the father to conceive the favored
male decedent? Pick your number and multiply it by 77 to see what date
the world would end if God's design revolved around 77. Personally I
believe 25-27 years old is pretty darn probable average for the
preferred offspring, this would correlate well with the date of 2029.
 

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That'll be on my birthday!!!

I'll be 40.

I'm ready now, but, I guess I can hold out until then.

That will be 12 days before my 35th birthday...

In on 1 for an epic letdown worse than the dust cover thread.

Me too.  I think we need to reschedule the end of the world.  Maybe just have the asteroid hit california or something.  All the hot air should stop it.  That or Richard Simmons would enjoy the pounding

DOOM - ON!

Ill be 36, and ill probably be ok with it.



Just as long as I get a day or 2 notice to go on a drunken rampage.

Another fucking Y2K????

Yes!!!

Me to.  Gonna make sure I keep this bumped for the next 16 years.

 

Me too! Drunken rampage will certainly be needed.

 

Socialism is the answer

Picture of the aftermath:  

Apophis is a fase god Jaffe Cree

For many, it may be before October...this year.

I'd be mid 40's. Don't think I'll be here to see it

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only.

Sh*t!  I gotta wait that long?

Eh, works for me. I'll have lived a long life if I make it to that date.

Meant to post in my placeholder.

Double post

Leave me alone I'm batin'.

Nobody really knows the date or hour since the date of the events are not exactly known and different calendars were used. Their Friday might be a modern Tuesday or other day of the week .etc





Skip a few verses up to Matthew 24:29-30. The sign of Jesus will appear in the heavens, and there will be signs in the sun, moon, and stars to let people know the end is near.


Is there anything in the bible that says these signs could not be used for a round about figure?





 

Faith my dudes. Other than that, it means nill.

In on 1.

Exactly! If it's biblical end times you're worried about then focus on your spiritual house. It's the only prep that will matter then.

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I've always had a slightly different outlook.
According to 1 Thessalonians 4, and the other gospels, the living will not rise until the trumpet sound. Other verses specifically state "the last trumpet"
¹⁵ We
tell you this directly from the Lord: We who are still living when the
Lord returns will not meet him ahead of those who have died. 16 For
the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout,
with the voice of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God.
First, the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. 17 Then,
together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will
be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. Then we will be
with the Lord forever. 18 So encourage each other with these words.









 





 

if I'm still alive then I'll be too old to give a damn anyway

So I have roughly 16 years to rack up as much debt as possible.... right?

Regardless, if the the government dept continues to pile up the value of the dollar will be worthless in 16 years, so you could buy great possessions now, and pay it off later when the monthly loan payment equals the cost of a loaf of bread lol. Just make sure its a fixed interest rate.





Inflation is also predicted in Revelations 6:6


⁶ And
I heard a voice from among the four living beings say, "A loaf of wheat
bread or three loaves of barley will cost a day’s pay. And don’t waste the olive oil and wine.”
 

Game over then.

I will be 79 that year and have plans, can you change that to 2039 please.

Relax.

A bunch of geriatric Arfcommers will go up in a .surp Russian space capsule and ride that bitch like they stole it.

Steer that unruly rock right into Venus.

Venus can fuck itself if it has any complaints.

Write a book and profit. Let us know when you are guesting on Art Bell.

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Jeez you're young....or I'm old.

The Mayan prophecy may be over, but let's not forget about the Kenyan prophecy !  The world can be over as soon as 2016 !

But god and jesus are made up so your story is interesting but wont happen. YMMV

What?

I'll be almost 50.  How fucking old are you people?

You should make a movie.  Call it "Terms of Enrampagement"

A: Bad at math.

OR

B: Too young to be hearing your brand of salty language.

I'll be 57 you whipper-snapper.

It doesn't have to hit us to be a sign. We would actually need to start pushing it in the next several years to have any real impact on its trajectory.



 

How about "Magnum PU"?

but the thread title says "I'm going to predict the end of the world (Friday April 13th 2029)" not "this is only an observation, the end of the world (Friday April 13th 2029)


I feel so betrayed!

i suggest you watch this

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