I already bought my flesh eating airborne virus repellant spray, when I use it it sorta reminds me of febreze. The crappy part is he told me it only works on White Males and Middle eastern Women over 60.
 

HOLY SHIT...its going to be close in 2029!

The future for Apophis on Friday, April 13 of 2029 includes an approach to Earth no closer than 29,470 km (18,300 miles, or 5.6 Earth radii from the center, or 4.6 Earth-radii from the surface) over the mid-Atlantic, appearing to the naked eye as a moderately bright point of light moving rapidly across the sky. Depending on its mechanical nature, it could experience shape or spin-state alteration due to tidal forces caused by Earth's gravity field.

This is within the distance of Earth's geosynchronous satellites. However, because Apophis will pass interior to the positions of these satellites at closest approach, in a plane inclined at 40 degrees to the Earth's equator and passing outside the equatorial geosynchronous zone when crossing the equatorial plane, it does not threaten the satellites in that heavily populated region.

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/apophis/

An Atlantic strike would be interesting.

I'm sure glad all those NASA scientists have this nailed down as to the distace something traveling at highspeed, being subjected to all sorts of cosmic forces will be. Imagine if they rounded the thousanth place down instead of up!

what the heck?

It will probably happen.  I am guaranteed retirement after 30 years at my job.  Guess when 30 years is up, 2029.  

Normal lucky self

It's an onion video. Satire news .etc



 

I'll be 54.... come Lord Jesus, come.....

- Clint

So does this mean Ann Margaret isn't coming?

Only if you are into necrophilia.