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11/15/2007 7:21:07 PM EDT
Please photoshop this photo of a billboard that has appeared around the town of Rockford, IL featuring the anti-gun police chief there holding a silly sign.  The opportunities are rich.  The winner, if the result is fairly family-friendly, will appear in GunNews with proper credit.

Thanks for your help!

John






Police, citizens ASK for Chief Chet “ASK” Epperson to be removed
Anti-self-defense Rockford Police Chief Under Fire

Rockford, IL (Guns Save Life) - Rockford, Illinois police chief Chet Epperson has been been at the center of controversy in recent weeks in Rockford.  He has been quite vocal in his efforts opposing citizens’ rights to own firearms while at the same time alienating 98% of the officers in his department.

Epperson has been supporting the “ASK” program - an anti-self-defense program where concerned parents are supposed to ask the parents where their children play if there are guns in their homes.  Ignoring other threats thousands and tens of thousands of times more hazardous to children's health along with the benefits derived from private gun ownership, the campaign’s sole focus would seem to be the demonization of firearm ownership.

The Rockford police chief appears on billboards around Rockford sporting a sign that says “Over 5,000 kids in Rockford live in homes with guns.”  The sign directs viewers to a website set up by the PAX out of New York City.

Epperson doesn’t stop with demonizing gun owners.  He also confiscated the privately owned firearms in addition to the duty guns of two of his police officers following an internal disciplinary matter in the department.  That unusual action has now resulted in a federal civil rights lawsuit.  

The chief’s arrogant antics have led to the local police union calling publically for his removal following a 276-6 vote of ‘no confidence’ by the department’s members.  
11/15/2007 7:23:33 PM EDT
[#1]
276-6!

With that many enemies hopefully he will receive an offer he can't refuse.
11/15/2007 7:27:00 PM EDT
[#2]

What a fucking douche-bag.
11/15/2007 7:31:22 PM EDT
[#3]
What a tool.  Hit 'im good, photoshoppers
11/15/2007 7:32:28 PM EDT
[#4]
Douchebag.
11/15/2007 7:33:25 PM EDT
[#5]
Like this...




Here's a version rotated 4.4 degrees to the right.

11/15/2007 7:37:44 PM EDT
[#6]
Tag
11/15/2007 7:41:49 PM EDT
[#7]
11/15/2007 7:43:28 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
i98.photobucket.com/albums/l262/wesmerc/Rockfordaskcopy.jpg


Now we just need a moonless night, paint, and a ladder.
11/15/2007 7:45:08 PM EDT
[#9]
Tag for this moron's comeuppance.
11/15/2007 7:45:36 PM EDT
[#10]
In DK Prof's honor:




ETA:  

In case you're wondering why we're laughing so hard at this, read this post by our Danish Professor:


Quoted:

Speaking of fowl sex ...   (ha ha, I made a funny )



When I was in the army, one of the farm boys told us the "secret" to having sex with a goose (or large duck).  He said that you had to shove its head into a drawer of a dresser while you were doing the nasty.

One benefit was that the animal would be more docile with it's head shoved into a sock drawer, but apparently the real benefit was that he said when you were about to climax, you'd kick the drawer shut with your foot, because the goose would start to spasm uncontrollably when it died, and that was apparently awesome.


That bizarre story/advice was put in my head almost 20 years ago, and has lived in my brain every since - and now it's in YOUR brain.  

Sure it's disturbing and gross, but this thread is so weird and freaky anyway, I don't think we can get much lower.
11/15/2007 7:46:42 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
In DK Prof's honor:

www.gsldefensetraining.com/photos/Rockfordask4.jpg



11/15/2007 7:48:09 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:


I like that one......

Nice job turning it around.
11/15/2007 7:50:44 PM EDT
[#13]
11/15/2007 7:50:56 PM EDT
[#14]


Edit: Damn, wesmerc had the same idea
11/15/2007 7:52:17 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/maxxx_22/Rockfordask.jpg


FTW!
11/15/2007 7:52:32 PM EDT
[#16]
Both this one and the 'turn it around' are good.

Keep 'em coming.

It's all about hearts & minds (and a dash of entertainment).

John
11/15/2007 7:54:34 PM EDT
[#17]
This guy would have been right at home with Hitler's SS and the KGB...
11/15/2007 7:56:01 PM EDT
[#18]
I don't have photoshop.  Templar beat me to the donut reference while I was making this in MS Paint.  

Keep 'em coming!

11/15/2007 7:56:48 PM EDT
[#19]
11/15/2007 8:02:03 PM EDT
[#20]
11/15/2007 8:05:32 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
i16.photobucket.com/albums/b29/1BMF/Rockfordask12.jpg


Nice!
11/15/2007 8:08:18 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa283/redeyefry/Rockfordask_new.jpg

Edit: Damn, wesmerc had the same idea

This one's the best.

11/15/2007 8:08:30 PM EDT
[#23]
I know Sling Blade was made awhile back now, but the way the guy looks in that pic, I just couldn't resist.

11/15/2007 8:14:47 PM EDT
[#24]


11/15/2007 8:15:25 PM EDT
[#25]
11/15/2007 8:19:55 PM EDT
[#26]
443(+58 non mappable) registered sex offenders in Rockford IL.



11/15/2007 8:29:18 PM EDT
[#27]


Couldn't help myself.  I had to put him in there.
11/15/2007 8:29:34 PM EDT
[#28]
11/15/2007 8:39:29 PM EDT
[#29]
Ill have to do this tomarrow. Im going to add to the regular sign:

So I ask you, criminals. Do you feel lucky, punks?
11/15/2007 8:45:10 PM EDT
[#30]
Gawd i hate the filter at work.........
11/15/2007 8:47:43 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
i118.photobucket.com/albums/o107/beernut999/Rockfordask1.jpg



11/15/2007 8:55:07 PM EDT
[#32]
I don't have photoshop, so can someone do up a DARE sign for Chief Douchebag?

That's Donut Abuse Resistance Education.  DARE to keep our cops off Donuts.
11/15/2007 8:57:28 PM EDT
[#33]
11/15/2007 9:00:07 PM EDT
[#34]
These are good . . . Heavy Six . . .

I just shot your dog  . . . .
11/15/2007 9:06:13 PM EDT
[#35]
tag
11/15/2007 9:12:12 PM EDT
[#36]
11/15/2007 9:20:49 PM EDT
[#37]
my attempt
11/15/2007 9:22:23 PM EDT
[#38]
11/15/2007 9:33:58 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
i118.photobucket.com/albums/o107/beernut999/Rockfordask1.jpg


FTW!
11/16/2007 4:33:25 AM EDT
[#40]
Bump for the morning crew.

John
11/16/2007 4:40:30 AM EDT
[#41]
This could be interesting.

Print out your photo shops and mail them to Rockford officials.

A chief as wise as this one needs to go.
11/16/2007 4:44:35 AM EDT
[#42]
These are hilarious.
11/16/2007 4:45:49 AM EDT
[#43]
Sick.

11/16/2007 4:47:39 AM EDT
[#44]
I don't have photoshop capability.

Can some one make a sign that says:

My unlisted no. is 1-111-111-1111
Call me 24 hours a day and I
personally will show up on your call.
11/16/2007 4:52:33 AM EDT
[#45]
I don't know if it's unlisted, but I suspect zabasearch has his listing if you look it up.

Born in 62.

John
11/16/2007 5:00:27 AM EDT
[#46]
Best I could do on short notice.

11/16/2007 5:02:53 AM EDT
[#47]
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE someone do a photoshop that says, - here it comes:


"Don't taze me bro!"


CMOS  
11/16/2007 5:26:00 AM EDT
[#48]
11/16/2007 5:28:37 AM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-8/1064265/Rockfordask_new.jpg



You win!!!!
11/16/2007 5:34:57 AM EDT
[#50]
Sorry, I don't have photoshop on my work PC.

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