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Posted: 2/10/2012 3:35:08 PM EDT

I always knew there was something weird about Nicolas Cage.  The truth, it seems, has finally seen the light of day.

A man in a Civil War era photograph has made the news lately for bearing a striking resemblance to talentless actor Nicolas Cage.



He is known for buying European castles and is owner of the  "The LaLaurie house", which some believe to be the most haunted home in America.

Article with video here...he denies being a vampire, of course

What says the hive?  Does he suck blood or just suck at acting???





Link Posted: 2/10/2012 3:38:13 PM EDT
[#1]
Of course..............he's the Ghostrider.............


Quoted:

I always knew there was something weird about Nicolas Cage.  The truth, it seems, has finally seen the light of day.

A man in a Civil War era photograph has made the news lately for bearing a striking resemblance to talentless actor Nicolas Cage.

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd211/theBUBBAMANcan/NicholasCagevampire.jpg

He is known for buying European castles and is owner of the  "The LaLaurie house", which some believe to be the most haunted home in America.

Article with video here...he denies being a vampire, of course

What says the hive?  Does he suck blood or just suck at acting???







Link Posted: 2/10/2012 3:38:23 PM EDT
[#2]

 
 
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 3:40:58 PM EDT
[#3]
Some religions believe that we live and die multiple times.
Perhaps he is a reincarnation?
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 3:44:08 PM EDT
[#4]
2 wax statues of nicholas cage



oh wait
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 3:45:43 PM EDT
[#5]
Well he does suck the money from our wallets for his dumb movies.
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 3:46:52 PM EDT
[#6]
Is Nick a member in the hair club for men?
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 3:48:56 PM EDT
[#7]
Did the picture ever sell?
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 3:49:48 PM EDT
[#8]
No. He doesn't sparkle or whatever the hell vampires do this week. Probably the Highlander
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 3:52:04 PM EDT
[#9]




Holy shit, that wax one looks like Hillary Clinton.

Link Posted: 2/10/2012 3:54:02 PM EDT
[#10]



I wonder why they made the wax one shorter than the real person...?

Link Posted: 2/10/2012 3:56:05 PM EDT
[#11]
He does suck.
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 3:58:56 PM EDT
[#12]
Sort of funny but he's been in movies since he was a teenager and now he is getting kinda old.



Link Posted: 2/10/2012 5:52:35 PM EDT
[#13]
Just watched Sorcerer's Apprentice where he plays a kind of insane guy that's apparently fairly immortal. I think that was probably fairly easy for him
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 5:54:51 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 5:58:22 PM EDT
[#15]
Movie stars are not human.
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 6:03:04 PM EDT
[#16]
He has aged before our very eyes. Billed as Nicholas Coppola, he appeared in Fast Times at Ridgemont High at the age of 19. See him then, see him now. He has aged considerable. Vampires don't age. They certainly wouldn't show age in a matter of 30 years.
 
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 6:09:54 PM EDT
[#17]
Yeah, pretty sure vampires don't need hair plugs.
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 6:10:15 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
He has aged before our very eyes. Billed as Nicholas Coppola, he appeared in Fast Times at Ridgemont High at the age of 19. See him then, see him now. He has aged considerable. Vampires don't age. They certainly wouldn't show age in a matter of 30 years.  


FTARH was on last night and my wife finally noticed Anthony Edwards (aka "Goose" from Top Gun) was in the movie as well.
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 6:16:39 PM EDT
[#19]





Quoted:





Quoted:


He has aged before our very eyes. Billed as Nicholas Coppola, he appeared in Fast Times at Ridgemont High at the age of 19. See him then, see him now. He has aged considerable. Vampires don't age. They certainly wouldn't show age in a matter of 30 years.  






FTARH was on last night and my wife finally noticed Anthony Edwards (aka "Goose" from Top Gun) was in the movie as well.
 One of Spicolli's stoner buds. Eric Stoltz was another.
 
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 6:28:04 PM EDT
[#20]
yes he is

I hope he will never come and suck my blood

Link Posted: 2/10/2012 6:38:01 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
He has aged before our very eyes. Billed as Nicholas Coppola, he appeared in Fast Times at Ridgemont High at the age of 19. See him then, see him now. He has aged considerable. Vampires don't age. They certainly wouldn't show age in a matter of 30 years.  


Make-up, to deceive the public. It's working, too.
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 6:41:14 PM EDT
[#22]


Just a bad terrible actor who owes his living to his uncle Francis.
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 6:44:44 PM EDT
[#23]
It looks close, but the other guy has a dimple on his lower lip, his ears poke out, and he doesn't wax his brows
 
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 11:28:09 PM EDT
[#24]
Well he certainly does suck.
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 11:52:15 PM EDT
[#25]
No, but he seems to think he is: (0:24)
Link Posted: 2/10/2012 11:59:58 PM EDT
[#26]
I enjoy all of his movies.....

if that makes me in a minority....I don't care.

Link Posted: 2/11/2012 12:06:23 AM EDT
[#27]


He's not a vampire.  That's just crazy.



He's simply an immortal, moving from one assumed life to the next, like Keanu.  


 
Link Posted: 2/11/2012 12:14:17 AM EDT
[#28]
If he was immortal, you'd think he'd figure out acting by now...
Link Posted: 2/11/2012 12:20:47 AM EDT
[#29]
Although it seems funny or creepy, there really aren't very many variations when it comes to the human face. Most people look exactly like untold numbers of other people have throughout history. Even when you go to a nation made up of people who are largely homogeneous and were mostly isolated from the rest of the world for centuries. You see that they have every kind of nose, forehead, cheeks, chins, lips, and ears which exist. You just might not notice it as much since there are certain features which are shared by such a huge percentage of the population that you focus on those shared features more than anything else.



Now before you call bull shit on me. Think about it. If you sat down and counted how many different kinds of noses exist. You'd be lucky if you even found 14 different kinds. Same for other facial features.
Link Posted: 2/11/2012 12:30:22 AM EDT
[#30]
Sorry but that picture is 'chopped.  Look at just the part of the picture from the neck up.  The dudes head is angled towards his right shoulder if you look at how his ears are angled and the outline of his hair and head.  Then you look at the actual face section and it is angled more centered and to the left.  I wouldn't be surprised that if someone looked for it they would find a picture of Nicolas Cage that matches the face portion exactly but had been photoshopped and recolored.  
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 4:01:49 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
If he was immortal, you'd think he'd figure out acting by now...



Hard to argue with this logic.  
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 4:11:03 PM EDT
[#32]
I saw a pic of another guy from another country who looked like me.  I could not tell us apart.   The guy was my absolute twin.  Kind of spooky.
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 4:11:25 PM EDT
[#33]
Abraham Lincoln will take care of him.
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 4:11:55 PM EDT
[#34]





the one on the left looks better



 
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 4:21:27 PM EDT
[#35]
his real last name was Coppola , like in Francis Ford Coppola who is his uncle
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 4:23:59 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
I enjoy all of his movies.....

if that makes me in a minority....I don't care.



There are worse actors IMO, but I have to say, The Wicker Man was about the worst movie I have ever seen. I mean Plan 9 from Outer Space bad.
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 4:25:33 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:

I always knew there was something weird about Nicolas Cage.  The truth, it seems, has finally seen the light of day.

A man in a Civil War era photograph has made the news lately for bearing a striking resemblance to talentless actor Nicolas Cage.

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd211/theBUBBAMANcan/NicholasCagevampire.jpg

He is known for buying European castles and is owner of the  "The LaLaurie house", which some believe to be the most haunted home in America.

Article with video here...he denies being a vampire, of course

What says the hive?  Does he suck blood or just suck at acting???







If by lately you mean 6 months ago, then yes.
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:06:50 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:

I always knew there was something weird about Nicolas Cage.  The truth, it seems, has finally seen the light of day.

A man in a Civil War era photograph has made the news lately for bearing a striking resemblance to talentless actor Nicolas Cage.

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd211/theBUBBAMANcan/NicholasCagevampire.jpg

He is known for buying European castles and is owner of the  "The LaLaurie house", which some believe to be the most haunted home in America.

Article with video here...he denies being a vampire, of course

What says the hive?  Does he suck blood or just suck at acting???







You sure the dude on the left isn't Jackie Earl Haley?



Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:12:07 PM EDT
[#39]
He's great –– I loved him in Fast Times at Ridgemont High  
Link Posted: 2/13/2012 5:13:21 PM EDT
[#40]
He's a terrible actor, acting is the only thing he sucks at except may some sausage as well.
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