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Posted: 12/28/2014 9:47:00 PM EDT
I was looking in the mirror trying to pop a zit on my butt.

Pulled that cheek a wee back bit too far and what I saw looked pretty nasty.

I didn't know my asshole was that ugly.

What do you guys recommend for decent hetro butt hole maintenance products ?

Link Posted: 12/28/2014 9:48:02 PM EDT
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I was looking in the mirror trying to pop a zit on my butt.

Pulled that cheek a wee back bit too far and what I saw looked pretty nasty.

I didn't know my asshole was that ugly.

What do you guys recommend for decent hetro butt hole maintenance products ?

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Uh...
Link Posted: 12/28/2014 9:48:03 PM EDT
[#2]
I recommend not looking in the mirror like that again...
Link Posted: 12/28/2014 10:00:12 PM EDT
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I was looking in the mirror trying to pop a zit on my butt.



Pulled that cheek a wee back bit too far and what I saw looked pretty nasty.



I didn't know my asshole was that ugly.



What do you guys recommend for decent hetro butt hole maintenance products ?



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you know you shit from there, right.



 
Link Posted: 12/28/2014 10:01:23 PM EDT
[#4]
use 2-3 baby wipes after each shit see if that cleans it up a little
Link Posted: 12/28/2014 10:02:46 PM EDT
[#5]
Man, if this wasn't ripe for the "Tinder thread title introductions" thread, I don't know what is...
Link Posted: 12/28/2014 10:03:40 PM EDT
[#6]
Sounds like you have a future as a PR guy for Dan Bilzerian.
Link Posted: 12/28/2014 10:08:15 PM EDT
[#7]
In the James Bond movie Thunderball, I'm pretty sure the the dog at 1:27:40 is fake. He doesn't move, like... at all.
Link Posted: 12/28/2014 10:10:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/28/2014 10:13:20 PM EDT
[#9]
Who is going to be looking at your asshole?
Link Posted: 12/28/2014 10:15:12 PM EDT
[#10]
I hear those Brazilian waxing places will do it for you.

Link Posted: 12/28/2014 10:17:22 PM EDT
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I hear those Brazilian waxing places will do it for you.

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Fuck that. You can get one for free here.

Link Posted: 12/28/2014 10:19:39 PM EDT
[#12]
Just get rid of your mirror
Link Posted: 12/28/2014 10:20:16 PM EDT
[#13]
Aside from your mirror sessions, who are you worried about checking out your butthole?

Shower and soap would probably help.
Link Posted: 12/28/2014 10:22:56 PM EDT
[#14]
wtf lol
Link Posted: 12/28/2014 10:28:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/28/2014 10:28:47 PM EDT
[#16]
trolling tech forum..
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