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Posted: 8/10/2022 2:50:38 PM EDT
Waste as much of their time as possible...Then tell them to FUCK OFF.
Link Posted: 8/10/2022 6:06:28 PM EDT
[#1]
They better be on their best behavior.  

Unrelated, leave an air hole in the saran wrap when you politely join them to a lamp post or tree trunk.
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 9:24:08 AM EDT
[#2]
I'll turn off my Ring doorbell.  After that it's no one's business.
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 6:35:33 PM EDT
[#3]
Put the dogs out on them.
Link Posted: 8/11/2022 9:39:45 PM EDT
[#4]
Evidently they do not know how much hatred there still is for carpetbaggers and other damn Yankees in this state.
Link Posted: 8/12/2022 12:50:16 AM EDT
[#5]
I can always tell who's not from the state. Hell, I'm not but I know what the following means!

When a Texan tells someone to "get off my property", there's a very clear event about to happen should you not follow through.



I had to hold this up and tap it against the door for one to get the hint.
Link Posted: 8/12/2022 8:51:34 AM EDT
[#6]
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I moved to Texas from NW Iowa in 1998 and I almost resemble your remark.  I am just a Yankee though. Nothing damn about me but I still say to put the dogs on them.
Link Posted: 8/12/2022 11:07:12 AM EDT
[#7]
Assume their gender(s), offer them extra strong tea (not un-tea), and extol on the value in Matthew 1:1-15
Link Posted: 8/12/2022 12:01:38 PM EDT
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I moved to Texas from NW Iowa in 1998 and I almost resemble your remark.  I am just a Yankee though. Nothing damn about me but I still say to put the dogs on them.
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I'm the same. Grew up in the chicago area as a child before dad got us south of the mason dixon line. Although one of my ancestors started Dallas.
Link Posted: 8/12/2022 6:08:38 PM EDT
[#9]
Offer them to come inside to get out of the Texas heat.

Tell them to have a seat on the sofa, while you lock the door & hand them a Fresca while telling them you are glad they stopped by so you could tell them all about "The Church of the Collective"...



Bigger_Hammer
Link Posted: 8/12/2022 6:15:12 PM EDT
[#10]

They will melt like Tom & Jerry's ice cream
Link Posted: 8/12/2022 6:32:08 PM EDT
[#11]
They will never come to my house.  There is a work truck with TAMU and NRA stickers on it.

But if they do come, they best be nice.  I will treat them like the church folks that come by.  I will stand out there and make sure they are in the sun and let the mosquitoes eat them until they give up and leave.

I am a greasy bohonk and the Mosquitoes do not mess with me too much.  But that white yankee skin in the Texas sun will eat those fuckers alive while I sit and sweat it out with them.  I work in the sun and heat everyday so I will just bide my time.
Link Posted: 8/17/2022 5:24:12 AM EDT
[#12]
Thinkin the Gonzales and Gadsden flags flying out front is going to dissuade them from visiting...



Link Posted: 8/19/2022 5:57:41 AM EDT
[#13]
I left the shithole in 2001. there is no freaking way I want that shit here.

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