They will never come to my house. There is a work truck with TAMU and NRA stickers on it.
But if they do come, they best be nice. I will treat them like the church folks that come by. I will stand out there and make sure they are in the sun and let the mosquitoes eat them until they give up and leave.
I am a greasy bohonk and the Mosquitoes do not mess with me too much. But that white yankee skin in the Texas sun will eat those fuckers alive while I sit and sweat it out with them. I work in the sun and heat everyday so I will just bide my time.