Ran into a banger at one of the pistol booths and he was blowing some kind of smoke at the dealer.  The dealer said " YO YO CHECK IT OUT G....
                OF ALL THE FISHES IN LAKE..
                 I'D LIKE TO BE THE BASS ..
                I'D BURY MY HEAD IN THE SAND ..
                AND WHISTLE THROUGH MY ass .. YO

    As I nearly busted a gut laughing, and being a sixties nut, I just had to add to it..  I said YO YO MR GLOCK MAN THAT WAS TOTALLY WAC..HOWEVER.........

                 OF ALL THE BIRDS IN THE SKY...
                 I WOULD LIKE TO BE THE DUCK...
                 I'D FLY UP OVER THE SEA SHORE...
                 AND WATCH THE PEOPLE F**K.... YO YO

    The banger left saying you vato's are loco........

     For me that was the high light of a shit show, MH is the place..
                 

What is it with the bangers going to Big Town?  You get a few at Dallas too.  Maybe that's why I like the Fort Worth show so much, even though it's so small.