WARNING!! PWI!! (posting while intoxicated here)
Duke! that freakin sucks. I want you to know that you are the only lawyer I have any respect for, I don't give a rats ass what that test says.
Don't worry. I am sure you will make it next time. Hell wear that mask get up and take the test, if that don't make the panty waist leftist lawyer crapholes pass you on the spot I don't know what will.
As far as I am concerned you can be my mouthpiece any time. A damn license don't mean shit. Look at that lawyer/teacher dude in chicago, never passed the bar but is a freakin hero in the civil rights movement. And there is that dude that represented dumbfuck... Larry Flint, right out of school and gets the case that makes his career.
This is America, a damn license don't mean shit. A person can represent themself or can appoint someone to represent them for theirself, a freakin bar exam not withstanding. You are my man when it comes to the law.
!POWER! to the people dude, you are my lawyer, you are a damn good person and I don't need to see a worthless piece of paper to know that.
Don't change my man, stay the awesome guy you are now.