GUTS or BALLS

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
the definition for each is listed below .

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

no Rat you got that all wrong,

GUTS are what you see being pulled out of your ass after spending all night out drinking with the guy and coming home and asking your wife if she's cleaning or flying somewhere.

BALLS are what your old ladys got a death grip on after coming home smelling of booze, perfume and having lipstick on your collar and slaping her on the ass saying "your next."

least wise thats how its always been on my end.

MLW>"<

Guts is something that you need to fart loudly in a crowded elevator and then ask "Who sh*t?"
Balls are something that makes the boss avoid you at work!
If you have both, well,.... you don't have to brag about it!