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Posted: 10/11/2004 9:28:33 PM EDT
Before anyone breaks all "PC" on me Let it be known that I too am a Redneck, So its perfectly OK for me to use the term.
 7:30am: Wake up, Look outside.....Nice day! I think Ill call in sick  8:15am: Call my Lady at work, tell her Im taking off and ask if she would like to go out to dinner this evening. 8:17am:Find out my lady is working over. So on to plan B, To the Range! Call up a buddy tell him to pack his gear get his Chrono and lets get it done! Everythings going good, Ive got 3 Ar's on the table getting chrono numbers from them, A couple of pistols and more than my share of loaded Mags, Its a Beautiful day, My rounds are flying straight,And its good to be alive.............Enter Redneck No.1 Him:Nice Guns Me:Thanks Him:Are you a dealer? Me:No Him:A cop? Me:No Him:Well What is you din? Me:Im sorry? Him:What is you? Me:A Patriot Him:(Sound of crickets) Me:Just an Enthusiast Him:I like the AK's better, More Punch to em Me: OK .......................Enter Redneck No.2 Him:Those Guns Full auto? Me:No, Semi Auto only Him:Riigghhhttt! Me:Semi auto only Him:Dont worry I wont tell anyone Me:Whom are you going to tell? And what are you going to tell them? Him:The Police Me:Look, These are legal Semi auto Rifles, That one is a Registered Short barrel rifle, The suppressor is also Reg'd with the Gov. The flash hiders and stock are also legal Him:Hey, Im not a Cop Me:Really? Forgive me, But aside from the fact that you've got a mullet,Cut off shorts, No shirt, Drove up in a 81 Elcamino with a Pissing Calvin sticker in the window, Are shooting your 30-06 at 25 yards with no Ear or Eye protection and have piss poor muzzle discipline what makes you belive I'd think you were a Police officer? Him:(Sound of crickets) Me:And while we're on the subject, If you sweep me agian with that rifle I'll shove it in your A**. Sometimes it seems as if the whole world hates me  Oh yeah, The Chrono numbers in case anyone's interested: 68 degs 30% hum,. Not sure of the elevation,. XM193 03' lot 37 16" RRA carbine non-chromelined WELL USED average: 2968 fps 16" Dissergy Chromelined midlength average:3064 fps 16" Dissergy w/ AAC suppressor average:3061 fps 14.5" Chromlined 1-7 average: 2993 fps 14.5" w/ ACC suppressor average: 2995 fps .............................................................Udog |
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Posted: 10/12/2004 1:07:18 AM EDT
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Git 'er Done! I don't likes dem hay are fifteen ass salt reyfles. I likes Aks yeah I scene't Bubba hit a flea offa chipmonks ass at 2000 yards wit his Chinknees AK, das akurat. An I scene't a bullit go thru an enjin blok at 500yds whin we's testin' his AK.
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Posted: 10/12/2004 1:20:51 AM EDT
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The private range that I'm a member of is deserted most of the year execpt for the start of hunting season. I went through a little of that a time or two though.
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Posted: 10/12/2004 3:29:07 AM EDT
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Been there done that.
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Posted: 10/12/2004 3:54:41 AM EDT
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Hay, huld me beer, allya'all wutch thas!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 10/12/2004 3:57:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2004 4:30:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/12/2004 4:31:51 AM EDT
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Oh, that was you? It was 80 Elcamino, not 81.
YEEE HAAAAAAWWWWWW |
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Posted: 10/12/2004 5:39:07 AM EDT
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Hey UDog:
You should have called me...I would have worn my "shades" and we could have told them "I was blind and you were teaching me how to shoot". 
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Posted: 10/12/2004 5:50:36 AM EDT
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Dude, don't go to any range near deer season.
Just DONT do it. |
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Posted: 10/12/2004 6:17:27 AM EDT
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Sorry, the grille held in with chicken wire threw me off,
Funny the you said that Tony, I had just been to the Eye doctor earlier that day, He just put some drops in my eyes that dialated(sp?) and kept them from focusing, I had my shades on as well, We'd been the blind leading the blind
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Posted: 10/12/2004 6:23:09 AM EDT
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Stop! STop !@ LOL! I am dyin here....
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Posted: 10/12/2004 6:36:53 AM EDT
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Oh yeah forgot to add that Redneck no.2 thought that my "sights" were illegal "Caus they say Law enforcement or Military Use" (Eotechs)
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Posted: 10/12/2004 6:44:13 AM EDT
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Funny story!
I can just see the look on his face when you told him to quit pointing is gun at you. "Hey it's not loaded!" "Uh, mine is!" Tj |
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Posted: 10/12/2004 7:33:18 AM EDT
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Hey!
They would have really been scratchin their heads when I got in my car and drove off  I think after our last get together at "da Creek" the word has gone out in town!
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Posted: 10/12/2004 4:48:55 PM EDT
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Redneck?! Hey, I resemble that remark.... I are one!
Never really had a problem with `necks before, unless you count our neighbors at our farm up in PA having a habit of coming over on our property during deer season and doing drives, even after we told them not to on the first day!  I got my buck early in the morning of the first day, so I decided to 'patrol' the perimeter, and took the AR along, just to have something along 'in case I found a wounded deer that needed to be put down.'  Just happened to run into a couple of the neighbors along the ridge. "Damn, he's carrying a machine gun!" I heard the one tell his buddy. Abt that time, they suddenly decided that prospects looked better on the other side of the ridge.  Haven't had a problem with them since.... word got around I guess. 
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Posted: 10/12/2004 5:57:09 PM EDT
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I would have replied something like...
Either a Fuck you or ignore him and blast away. Oh, since he doesn't have hearing protection break out a 50 and let her rip. Reminds me of last year at Hite Hollow when someone saw my 50. What do you need that for. I answered squirrles. You hunt squirrles with that.... Yup. {Idiot} |
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Posted: 10/12/2004 6:08:33 PM EDT
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Those aren't Rednecks. My neighbors are Rednecks.
I came home Sunday evening after 4H practice. I backed up to the door and was planning on unloading all the gear. I step out of the van and notice the drunken neighbors were outside in their driveway screaming and cursing. It turns out a fight had just taken place and a few of them were covered in blood. I figured I would wait to unload all the guns at that point. It took another 20 minutes for the deputies to show up. Then a trooper rolled on in to help out with the situation. It took about an hour and a half to get everything straightened out. It turns out that everyone involved was an ex of someone else involved in the situation. I hate my neighbors. |
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Posted: 10/12/2004 6:19:02 PM EDT
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Alcohol and rednecks mix like oil and water. Don't you love it? 
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Posted: 10/13/2004 4:36:09 AM EDT
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When I first got my .50 I went down to clark brothers to get some ammo since the rifle got here before the ammo I ordered. I'm picking through the stuff they have out on the floor looking at headstamps and one of the locals looks at like I've just cut the head off a baby kitten. He says something like "What in the hell do you need something like that for?" I said "We've got big squirrels where I'm from." He continuted to look shocked even when his buddy laughed. |
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Posted: 10/13/2004 5:21:33 AM EDT
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Damn... I gotta remember that line. Now I gotta practice saying it with a straight face! |
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Posted: 10/13/2004 6:22:43 AM EDT
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 I've got to remember that, and like Bubbles, practice so that I can say it with a straight face.Come to think of it, I'm going to have to take my .50 (once I get it) to one of the `neck rifle shoots they have at the local firestation. See how high up some eyebrows get launched.
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Posted: 10/13/2004 7:04:27 AM EDT
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my redneck neighbors 'grow their own'.
I think the RC plane I have with a camera on it will probably be causing them some concern. I'll have to remember to 'walk around' the property when general firearm season starts along with my new carbine |
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Posted: 10/13/2004 12:24:51 PM EDT
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Do it! I found a patch of 'homegrown' in the one corner of our property last deer season. Not sure why, but whoever had planted it hadn't gotten back to get it. I notified the local SD about it, and they sent a deputy out to clean it out. I think that I know who did it, but no proof..... |
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Posted: 10/13/2004 4:34:26 PM EDT
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I have a better idea Invite us over and we can have them watch us unload 9x19 and gotm4's rifles, then mine, then? Buy the time they see all the firepower they will be out of your hair.  
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Posted: 10/13/2004 4:45:53 PM EDT
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LRT I'd hate to see the ammo bill to feed them 3 kids
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Posted: 10/13/2004 4:50:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2004 4:56:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/13/2004 7:40:42 PM EDT
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Does Grillin Dead animals in the parking lot qualify as Redneck?
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Posted: 10/14/2004 2:56:11 AM EDT
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I hate everyone, well, you guys are okay, I hate everyone else.
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Posted: 10/14/2004 3:28:58 AM EDT
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Thanks
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Posted: 10/14/2004 4:02:28 AM EDT
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+1 But I'm more P.C. I hate everyone equally.
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Posted: 10/14/2004 4:21:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2004 5:00:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2004 6:58:56 AM EDT
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Hey LRT, is that your new CCW? Have you found a decent IWB for it yet?
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Posted: 10/14/2004 7:55:15 AM EDT
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He just jammed it in his dropleg.
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Posted: 10/14/2004 7:59:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2004 8:00:27 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2004 9:05:35 AM EDT
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Sing it with me now.................
"Is it any wonder?...........I've got too much time on my hands[clap!-clap!],......too much............. time on my hands." ETA: the clap 
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Posted: 10/14/2004 10:45:35 AM EDT
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uh, I though you only hated mtv...better change your name
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Posted: 10/14/2004 10:48:15 AM EDT
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dude, that's priceless. cool avatar, btw Cat's foot iron claw Neuro-surgeons scream for more At paranoia's poison door Twenty first century schizoid man. Blood rack barbed wire Politicians' funeral pyre Innocents raped with napalm fire Twenty first century schizoid man. Death seed blind man's greed Poets' starving children bleed Nothing he's got he really needs Twenty first century schizoid man. |
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Posted: 10/14/2004 1:13:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2004 4:04:53 PM EDT
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Yall liss'n here. Heck I own the only Virginia ARFCOM mobile cremator, yall kill it an' I grill it! Ya reckon?
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Posted: 10/14/2004 4:06:01 PM EDT
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Nope, thats my Sunday go ta meetin gun. Ya reckon?
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Posted: 10/14/2004 4:06:35 PM EDT
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You been peaken again!
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Posted: 10/14/2004 4:08:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/14/2004 6:32:24 PM EDT
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Hey, you said "comeeer an take a looky this". I didnt expect to see your gun..... and your pistol.
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Posted: 10/20/2004 5:59:57 AM EDT
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Me liki! |
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