Quoted:
Where is the beer? By now in your liver
Why should we think you're not a Fed? How do we know you are not a Fed? ... Revlis knows me
Is it whisky or whiskey? Whisky... sorry, our computers at the ATF don't have spell check... er, um, I mean...
Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice? 1 Cube
Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify) Macallan's aged 18 Years
AR or AK? Just ordered my AR from Bud's Gun Shop
9mm or .45? Springfield XD40 5" Tactical
.308 or .30-06? .30-06 - If it is good enough for the Garand, it is good enough for me
How do you feel about the Glock grip angle? Glocks are for women, the angle is for their little hands :)
Ever been in a cockpit, son? 8 years old, Alaska Airlines... Would have landed the bitch too, but I had sit back in my seat.
Do you like Gladiator movies? Yes, but they could have added a gun or two
Ever seen a grown man naked? This one time at band camp
Chupacabra: Real or myth? Really a myth
Same for Bigfoot? That shit is real
How about Nessie? See above
Union or non union? The ATF doesn't have a Union... There are no Unions in the Motorcycle Industry
Cheap beer or Micro brew? Mac and Jack's
Beans or no beans in chili?
Beans
Is Carhart clothing hickish?
Absolutely
Do you powder "the Boyz"?
On occaission
Chuck Norris or Steven Segal? Steven Segal wears Chuck Norris Pajamas. Chuck Norris all the way
Would you wear a thigh holster? If I was raiding a house... other then that, no
What's the phone number for 911? 867-5309
Do retards look normal when they cum? Yeah, you can find anything on the internet
What color was George Washington's white horse? Red... No, Blue!
What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? 8
How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across?
1 Cubic Foot if it also 12" wide too FAIL Obviously a fed
If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone? No, and we are not going camping... EVER.
87 or 106? 106