Quoted: Ok I know this isnt necessarily htf material but I havent slept in 2 days and I am getting real cranky.
Apparently I strained too much when dropping the kids off at the pool and some preparation H hilarity ensued. Now I realize I am opening myself up to ridicule here but I haven't hurt this bad since I had kidney stones.
Do you fellas/ladies have any advice on some curative measures or good anal(hehe)gesics cause this is gonna make me go psycho in about 2 more days.
Flame on
P.s. I am tired of standing. |
People don't make nearly as much fun of this once it's actually happened to them... That said:
- Keep that area clean!
- Sit in a warm bath, a few times a day if possible, to relieve a lot of the pain.
- Try not to strain when dropping off those kids.
- Alter your diet in a such a way that straining isn't necessary... More fiber, lots of water, ETC. Find some of natures natural laxatives... Coffee, Apple Juice, Prunes, Raisins, ETC all seem to work pretty well.
AND...
Lay off the anal for a while.
Yes, going to the doctor and spreading cheek is embarassing, but there is a point where enough pain makes any level of embarassment seem trivial. If it doesn't get better on it's own and continues to recur, go to the doc!