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Posted: 2/11/2006 5:22:39 AM EDT
I'm going to hell.

   But if your SO is 3000 miles away, is it REALLY a sin?
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:55:34 AM EDT
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I'm going to hell.

   But if your SO is 3000 miles away, is it REALLY a sin?



Can anyone hear it?  You know, like when the tree falls in the forest...
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:57:02 AM EDT
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Quoted:
I'm going to hell.

   But if your SO is 3000 miles away, is it REALLY a sin?



Can anyone hear it?  You know, like when the tree falls in the forest...



um... what if the neighbors can here it?
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 6:22:44 AM EDT
[#3]
I think she meant pRon.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 7:31:12 AM EDT
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I'm going to hell.

   But if your SO is 3000 miles away, is it REALLY a sin?




Maaaaaaaaaaan-

I'm going to have some pretty heavily pre-concieved notions well before April's LCR.


Keep it up!
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 9:09:48 AM EDT
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Quoted:
I'm going to hell.

   But if your SO is 3000 miles away, is it REALLY a sin?




Maaaaaaaaaaan-

I'm going to have some pretty heavily pre-concieved notions well before April's LCR.


Keep it up!



What?  You were formally under the impression that girls don't masturbate?

We don't fart either, or burp.

And we are way too lady-like and delicate to use a gun...

Link Posted: 2/11/2006 9:27:24 AM EDT
[#6]
PORN!?

You don't need porn, all you need is this:

Link Posted: 2/11/2006 10:54:16 AM EDT
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PORN!?

You don't need porn, all you need is this:

images.dvdempire.com/gen/movies/601761h.jpg



And your head pasted onto a pic of han solo, buttercup.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 11:13:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/11/2006 11:23:14 AM EDT
[#9]

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pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/858902/4468668/129026942.jpg



Honey, I'm confused.  

Are you condoning and encouraging me to masturbate to a star wars photo of PCR?


Innnnnnteresting
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 11:32:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/11/2006 11:39:34 AM EDT
[#11]
Movies or pics?
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 11:49:37 AM EDT
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Movies or pics?



movies.  pics don't "do it" for me.  I need the sound.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 11:52:24 AM EDT
[#13]




Honey, we need a visit.


SOON!!!
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 2:01:50 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/858902/5228703/129031975.jpg


Honey, we need a visit.


SOON!!!




That's not your porn.  I've snooped on your computer while you were at work...

oops, did I say that out loud?

oooor... type it... or whatever
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 2:17:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Since this thread is about pornographic rocks, shouldn't Phil's "Imagine" rock be in this thread?  It looked pretty naked last time I saw it ...
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 4:23:15 PM EDT
[#16]


Should you really be making all this info public?

I mean a girl has to do what a girl has to do but why make it public?

If your going to go there you might as well give us movie names, times per day, places you do it, length of time it took you to get there and other pertinent details.

At least make it interesting!

BTW.............my wifes favorite place is the shower!
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 4:29:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/11/2006 4:42:04 PM EDT
[#18]

Phil_in_Seattle:

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Originally Posted By AKS101
    ...pertinent details...  



Hey...SHE started it!
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 4:46:21 PM EDT
[#19]

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Phil_in_Seattle:

Quoted:







Originally Posted By AKS101
    ...pertinent details...  



Hey...SHE started it!



to you too busboy.

Link Posted: 2/11/2006 4:59:46 PM EDT
[#20]


Bring it on then.
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:00:30 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 2/11/2006 5:58:44 PM EDT
[#22]
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 4:50:23 AM EDT
[#23]
Phil,

if I had seen that request for pertinent details before you had started defending me as my gallant knight in shining armor, I would've told them.  Is that wrong?

There is 14 inches of snow here, no plows and it is still snowing.

What else is there to do?


ETA  I bet a bunch of babies are going to be born in 9 months in jersey and ny
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 5:39:54 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
I'm going to hell.

   But if your SO is 3000 miles away, is it REALLY a sin?



You're not going to hell.  You and Phil are just going down.  

...and it's really no sin, provided you call and let Phil listen.  You have been doing that, right?

Link Posted: 2/12/2006 7:59:41 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/858902/4468668/129026942.jpg



Honey, I'm confused.  

Are you condoning and encouraging me to masturbate to a star wars photo of PCR?


Innnnnnteresting



I think he's trying to curb your libido. That pic is a for-sure mood killer.
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 8:56:11 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm going to hell.

   But if your SO is 3000 miles away, is it REALLY a sin?



You're not going to hell.  You and Phil are just going down.  

...and it's really no sin, provided you call and let Phil listen.  You have been doing that, right?




He can't listen.  That would be improper.

I need to go to church and there is 2 feet of snow on the ground.  Church is probably cancelled anyway.

See this,  god is so mad at me that he created a natural disaster so that i wouldn't be able to go to confession.




ETA  we need a jesus burning on the cross icon
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 9:03:56 AM EDT
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we need a jesus burning on the cross icon



Link Posted: 2/12/2006 9:21:26 AM EDT
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we need a jesus burning on the cross icon



Now you did it, Roman Catholics around the world are going to riot.....
Link Posted: 2/12/2006 8:07:37 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
we need a jesus burning on the cross icon




How's about this?



-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

PCR-00 really looks like this, so this should be Photochopped onto Han Solo:

Link Posted: 2/12/2006 8:18:17 PM EDT
[#30]

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PCR-00 really looks like this, so this should be Photochopped onto Han Solo:

www.magicbus.com/savetillie/pics/tillieform.jpg



That is PCRs head I put into my photoshop creation.
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