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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:38:26 AM EDT
To the pretty lady at the gym,
I want to congratulate you on your latest achievement. I know it was a struggle to put the dumbbells back on the rack. Every time before today you just simply left them where you were working out. Well, to my surprise you actually put them back on the rack this morning! I was so happy. I bet you just didnt know how to put them back before. Someone must have enlightened you to the proper gym etiquette. Now that you have conquered this hill, I want you to start a new goal. When you put the weights back on the rack, they have this technology call "numbers". If you look real close on the dumbbells, you will see these "numbers". Typically, these numbers equal the amount of weight you are using. Well, guess what? They put those crazy numbers on the rack too! This means, that when you pick up a set of 30 pound dumb bells, you can put it back where you found it by matching those numbers!!! Wow, I know thats a lot to take in. But thanks for you continued co-operation in making the gym experience pleasurable for everyone. You are cute, and in great shape. But why do you have to be so ignorant? Thanks, Rifleguy81 She is real cute though! 
ETA: Grammar Nazis 
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Posted: 9/29/2011 7:03:24 AM EDT
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To the pretty lady at the gym, I want to congratulate you on your latest achievement. I know it was a struggle to put the dumbbells back on the rack. Every time before today you just simply left them where you were working out. Well, to my surprise you actually put them back on the rack this morning! I was so happy. I bet you just didnt know how to put them back before. Someone must have enlightened you to the proper gym etiquette. Now that you have conquered this hill, I want you to start a new goal. When you put the weights back on the rack, they have this technology call "numbers". If you look real close on the dumbbells, you will see these "numbers". Typically, these numbers equal the amount of weight you are using. Well, guess what? They put those crazy numbers on the rack too! This means, that when you pick up a set of 30 pound dumb bells, you can put it back where you found it by matching those numbers!!! Wow, I know thats a lot to take in. But thanks for you continued co-operation in making the gym experience pleasurable for everyone. You're cute, and in great shape. But why do you have to be so ignorant? Thanks, Rifleguy81 She is real cute though! Pics or it didn't happen.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 8:10:50 AM EDT
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LOL most women are lazy at least his one works out
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Posted: 9/29/2011 8:47:07 AM EDT
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Perhaps someone should give her a Pearl Neckless as a reward
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Posted: 9/29/2011 8:55:41 AM EDT
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I see an excuse to talk to the girl. Might lead to something
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Posted: 9/29/2011 9:21:38 AM EDT
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I see an excuse to talk to the girl. Might lead to something I go to the gym to work out. Its not a social club (to me) although many there can be seen chatting with each other holding and sipping their Starbucks coffee. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 9:41:41 AM EDT
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This looks and reads exactly like the Craigslist/Rants and Raves (love that section) letters do. I feel your pain though, when you see that crap happen, the ole' "are you fucking kidding me???" thoughts spring to life.
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Posted: 9/29/2011 10:54:51 AM EDT
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Pics or it didn't happen. Pics or GTFO - you know the rules!
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Posted: 9/29/2011 11:35:10 AM EDT
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Pics or it didn't happen. Pics or GTFO - you know the rules!
I aint taking pictures. I would get arrested Im sure. I can do MS Paint though
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Posted: 9/29/2011 12:05:52 PM EDT
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I can do MS Paint though
A pic is a pic. Get to work. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 12:14:15 PM EDT
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I can do MS Paint though
A pic is a pic. Get to work. This her?
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Posted: 9/29/2011 12:16:24 PM EDT
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FAIL. No bewbs. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 1:19:01 PM EDT
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FAIL. No bewbs. Here's my MS Paint of what I predict her to look like 
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Posted: 9/29/2011 2:02:01 PM EDT
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FAIL. No bewbs. Here's my MS Paint of what I predict her to look like http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/metsrulebball/5BFrom20www_metacafe_com5D20153409_920524_1.jpg wow, you have 1337 ms paint skillz 
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Posted: 9/29/2011 2:42:16 PM EDT
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I see an excuse to talk to the girl. Might lead to something I go to the gym to work out. Its not a social club (to me) although many there can be seen chatting with each other holding and sipping their Starbucks coffee. Thread just turned gay.  
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Posted: 9/29/2011 2:46:53 PM EDT
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Open letter to all males on Arfcom.
I know you believe that talking to cute women is harder than making an FM radio out of a pile of dead leaves, but it's really not, it's actually pretty easy. Just walk up to her and say something like "Hi, my name is XXX, I can see you're having problems putting the weights away, can I help?" And when you're done helping say "How would you like to go next door for a cup of coffee (or whatever the nearest place offers). The worst that can happen is she can say "No" and you'll have gotten valuable practice talking to women AND a chance to toughen up your ego. And you've gotten your point across about the weights. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:51:46 PM EDT
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Open letter to all males on Arfcom. I know you believe that talking to cute women is harder than making an FM radio out of a pile of dead leaves, but it's really not, it's actually pretty easy. Just walk up to her and say something like "Hi, my name is XXX, I can see you're having problems putting the weights away, can I help?" And when you're done helping say "How would you like to go next door for a cup of coffee (or whatever the nearest place offers).
The worst that can happen is she can say "No" and you'll have gotten valuable practice talking to women AND a chance to toughen up your ego. And you've gotten your point across about the weights. HAHA! This one made me laugh out loud. I don't get it either, man - it's just a female. Go over and talk to her - maybe you'll make a friend for the day, and if you're lucky, the rest of your life. She might be totally awesome. I'm glad I took the chance with my wife - she's the coolest person ever. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 3:53:37 PM EDT
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Open letter to all males on Arfcom. I know you believe that talking to cute women is harder than making an FM radio out of a pile of dead leaves, but it's really not, it's actually pretty easy. Just walk up to her and say something like "Hi, my name is XXX, I can see you're having problems putting the weights away, can I help?" And when you're done helping say "How would you like to go next door for a cup of coffee (or whatever the nearest place offers).
The worst that can happen is she can say "No" and you'll have gotten valuable practice talking to women AND a chance to toughen up your ego. And you've gotten your point across about the weights. I would have skills talking to women, but there are none to practice on in my moms basement.....
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Posted: 9/29/2011 6:07:33 PM EDT
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I see an excuse to talk to the girl. Might lead to something I go to the gym to work out. Its not a social club (to me) although many there can be seen chatting with each other holding and sipping their Starbucks coffee. This is probably the most gay I've heard all week, and I work in a mechanical shop. Go up to her and school her about the weights, yeah she'll get pissed but then you'll have her full attention. Is this her? 
Now go sneak a pic or everyone will think that you are gay!
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Posted: 9/29/2011 10:12:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: You two should think about doing seminars. Quoted: Open letter to all males on Arfcom. I know you believe that talking to cute women is harder than making an FM radio out of a pile of dead leaves, but it's really not, it's actually pretty easy. Just walk up to her and say something like "Hi, my name is XXX, I can see you're having problems putting the weights away, can I help?" And when you're done helping say "How would you like to go next door for a cup of coffee (or whatever the nearest place offers). The worst that can happen is she can say "No" and you'll have gotten valuable practice talking to women AND a chance to toughen up your ego. And you've gotten your point across about the weights. HAHA! This one made me laugh out loud. I don't get it either, man - it's just a female. Go over and talk to her - maybe you'll make a friend for the day, and if you're lucky, the rest of your life. She might be totally awesome. I'm glad I took the chance with my wife - she's the coolest person ever. Lots of guys out there need more of this kind of help. |
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Posted: 9/29/2011 10:45:12 PM EDT
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You two should think about doing seminars.
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Open letter to all males on Arfcom. I know you believe that talking to cute women is harder than making an FM radio out of a pile of dead leaves, but it's really not, it's actually pretty easy. Just walk up to her and say something like "Hi, my name is XXX, I can see you're having problems putting the weights away, can I help?" And when you're done helping say "How would you like to go next door for a cup of coffee (or whatever the nearest place offers).
The worst that can happen is she can say "No" and you'll have gotten valuable practice talking to women AND a chance to toughen up your ego. And you've gotten your point across about the weights. HAHA! This one made me laugh out loud. I don't get it either, man - it's just a female. Go over and talk to her - maybe you'll make a friend for the day, and if you're lucky, the rest of your life. She might be totally awesome. I'm glad I took the chance with my wife - she's the coolest person ever. Lots of guys out there need more of this kind of help.
That's funny - I actually tell some guys I know that I'll give them "Man Lessons" for a small fee. Then I start cracking jokes about how much allotted time their wives give them every month to take their testicles out of the mason jar under the bed. And single guys, holy crap - what's with them these days? Skinny jeans and long hair - WTF?! My Dad would've kicked my ass. Seriously, wouldn't even have asked any questions, just went straight to an ass whooping. Whatever happened to grabbing some fine young lady and sitting her on your knee while you drink whiskey and tell war stories? |
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Posted: 9/30/2011 6:43:01 AM EDT
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Pics or it didn't happen. Pics or GTFO - you know the rules!
I aint taking pictures. I would get arrested Im sure. I can do MS Paint though
dont be a pussy.... thats what camera phones are for looks like you are texting but you're really snapping away....lol |
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Posted: 9/30/2011 7:55:33 AM EDT
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I see an excuse to talk to the girl. Might lead to something I go to the gym to work out. Its not a social club (to me) although many there can be seen chatting with each other holding and sipping their Starbucks coffee. This is probably the most gay I've heard all week, and I work in a mechanical shop. Go up to her and school her about the weights, yeah she'll get pissed but then you'll have her full attention. Is this her? http://www.liberatemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/david-hasselhoff-07.jpg Now go sneak a pic or everyone will think that you are gay! Thank you. I never said it was social club, but if you are single the girl is single, has some looks, exercises, and seems cool other than not putting weights away, maybe one thing can lead to another. Sounds like you've been eying her for a while. |
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Posted: 9/30/2011 1:35:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: Open letter to all males on Arfcom. I know you believe that talking to cute women is harder than making an FM radio out of a pile of dead leaves, but it's really not, it's actually pretty easy. Just walk up to her and say something like "Hi, my name is XXX, I can see you're having problems putting the weights away, can I help?" And when you're done helping say "How would you like to go next door for a cup of coffee (or whatever the nearest place offers). The worst that can happen is she can say "No" and you'll have gotten valuable practice talking to women AND a chance to toughen up your ego. And you've gotten your point across about the weights.  Most women are smarter than this and know from the movies...dudes that lift weights and are named Triple X...don't drink coffee. |
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Posted: 9/30/2011 9:06:21 PM EDT
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Quoted: You really should. That's funny - I actually tell some guys I know that I'll give them "Man Lessons" for a small fee. Then I start cracking jokes about how much allotted time their wives give them every month to take their testicles out of the mason jar under the bed. And single guys, holy crap - what's with them these days? Skinny jeans and long hair - WTF?! My Dad would've kicked my ass. Seriously, wouldn't even have asked any questions, just went straight to an ass whooping. Whatever happened to grabbing some fine young lady and sitting her on your knee while you drink whiskey and tell war stories?  I try to give the guys advice where I can, but for the most part it seems they need a man to teach them. And as a woman - I'll tell you many guys out there need man lessons bad.  |
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