Welcome. Rules to moving to AZ:
Don't <<< AZHTF humor
Bring hot womenz
You must kick out one illegal and one liberal within 30 days of arrival
I get to fire all your guns, with your ammo
Rugers, for reasons unbeknownst to me, are evil incarnate and will not be tolerated
The first Fox and the Hound visit the tab is on you
The first Fox and the Hound visit the how womenz you bring is on me
When posting to the AZHTF, you must, at least once, post some stupid shit to breed controversy
You also need to post drunk at least once a month to keep the collective WTF threads going
No blue hard hats are allowed to fly out of your truck and lie on the freeway
You must own a Mag Lite with a silencer to avoid a banning
You're not REALLY an Arizonan until you blow up Tannerite
Don't litter my precious desert or you'll be flogged and disarmed
Help clean up the desert or you'll be flogged and disarmed
Attend the weekly poker game I am getting going again
Don't vote Arpiao back in office for the umpteenth term
Never refer to Janet Napolitano as a female
But most important, come by for a beer. You'll love it here, but it'll take you a while to get used to the heat. Once you are used to it, you'll find yourself wearing a jacket when the temp hits 70 or below - this is perfectly normal and you needent worry.
Let me know if you need a good realtor. The ones I recommend are excellent people. Have a safe trip out here, bro!