In the Tool shed:
"Licensed to kill Gophers, by the goverment of the United Nations.
Man free to kill Gophers at will.  To kill, you must know your emeny.  In this case my enemy is a varmint, and a varmint will never quit, ever. they are like the viet-cong, varmint-cong.  What you do, you gotta fall back and superior firepower, and superior intelligence.  And thats all she wrote."

On the Golf Course "Pay no attion to that bush.  moving around over ther by that tree, its just a bush. Nothing to look twice at, nothing to be alarmed about.  This looks like it could be gravy. I smell varment, the only good varment is dead varment, I think!

Sorry abou this but, its on the Comedy Channel right now.
MIke

I might as well watch Caddyshack, as bad as the Eagles and Skins game is.

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He just made the C4 Gophers.  What a funny movie.  I like the web page Wolfpack.
Thanks
MIke

   

Damn, we need an AR15.com Carl Spackler forum!