How much of a zombie does a person have to be before you can take appropriate action?

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How much of a zombie does a person have to be before you can take appropriate action?

Posted: 7/13/2008 11:47:51 PM EDT

There seems to be more and more of them at Starbucks every morning, milling about bumping into each other and knocking over things. A whole lot at Whole foods pretty much at all hours.

Posted: 7/14/2008 12:57:19 AM EDT

[#1]

Geez I must have a zombie infestation in my area. There's five "Zombiebucks" with in a two mile radius by my house. I wonder how many of those "Zombie bucks" are getting the ax? I'll find out in a few months.

Posted: 7/14/2008 7:11:57 AM EDT

[#2]

So some larger entity is trying to control the infestation by eliminating the nests! That's a sound strategy. Although I recall back in the late 90's they tried the same tactics with Crispy Creme hives, they just relocated to In and Out.

Posted: 7/14/2008 7:43:51 AM EDT

[#3]

Zombies typically go for brains, and Zombiebucks variety doesn't, at least yet. So as for now keep them i nsight but no trigger pulling.

Posted: 7/14/2008 12:33:08 PM EDT

[#4]

Roger that. Observe do not engage.

Posted: 7/14/2008 2:17:51 PM EDT

[#5]

This is the reason I bought my AK. I'll keep my eyes open over here on the East Side.

Posted: 7/15/2008 10:47:34 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
There seems to be more and more of them at Starbucks every morning, milling about bumping into each other and knocking over things. A whole lot at Whole foods pretty much at all hours.

Step 1 - Don't go to Starbucks or Whole Foods. Unless you are too far down the road to zombieism to save.

Posted: 7/15/2008 11:12:46 PM EDT

[#7]

Good advice PaDanby!
I can't stand to go into Whole Foods. The one in Mill Valley(me valley) is especially infested. They are not eating brains but the are eating bran....pretty close. The occasional lapse in judgement usually results in me leaving the joint angry with my $17 salad and $3 apple.
Starbucks....that's tougher. I really like Starbucks. Consistency. I suppose if I turn my friends will know what they have to do....

Posted: 7/16/2008 12:50:46 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
...I suppose if I turn my friends will know what they have to do....

Ummmm..... shoot you in the head?

Posted: 7/16/2008 1:36:52 AM EDT

[#9]

Yup, to the head....but let me finish my Grande Americano first.

Posted: 7/16/2008 4:25:21 AM EDT

[#10]

Metrosexual is the last phase before going full-on zombie. Consider yourself advised.

Posted: 7/16/2008 12:53:05 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Metrosexual is the last phase before going full-on zombie. Consider yourself advised.

Posted: 7/20/2008 5:47:54 PM EDT

[#12]

Should I switch to black coffee in a dirty cup? Thanks for the warning. I think I'll go have a big fat steak washed down with some jack.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How much of a zombie does a person have to be before you can take appropriate action?

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