You know you are a gun nut when....
All you ever talk about is guns
Your friend wonders why cant you talk about something other than guns
You regularly converse with employees at gun shops and they know you by first name.
You are obsessed with powerful magnum rounds....
You do your best to make your gun look "evil"
You develop an interest in politics only because it affects your ability to get guns....
You wont marry someone, no matter how beautiful, or compatible she (or he) is, until you know for a fact that she (or he) loves guns.
You go to gun shows and drool at those cobrays and Tec-9's and other "evil" looking guns.
You base your manhood on how big your gun is....
You are still reading this.
You cant seem to understand why people hate guns so therefore you conclude that because they are stupid....
Instead of sighting in rifles with legit targets, you use pictures of Sarah Brady, Bill Clinton, Chucky Schumer, Diane Feinstein, et all as targets.
You have multiple credit cards with limits exceeding 5000 dollars and they are *ALL* Maxxed out.
You spend 800 dollars on an AR upper just to be able to get 30-06 energy out of your AR when a FAL would have been cheaper....
You spend 500+ dollars on Tannery lowers and toolings/jigs just to have a "off the book" firearm.
You develop an interest in machine shop so you can make guns....
You major in Mechanical Engineering (or try to) just so that you can get access to machine shop so you can make gunz...
Your goal in life is to be able to hit a 8 inch pie at 1000 yards.
You spend over 100K on an EDM machine and you dont even run a production shop!
You are STILL reading this
Instead of buying cars, you buy GUNS.
You buy your kid a handgun for his 21st birthday (a AR-15 on his 18th birthday)
Your home reeks with smells of cleaning solvents....
You buy a guitar case so you can hide guns in your dorm....
You spend 200K on a country land so you can shoot....
You carry concealed to your class (even though it is illegal to do so...)
You constantly see a white van parked outside your home.....
You apply for a C/R license so you can buy more GUNS
You are STILL reading this!!!!