Do they make a two piece RAS?
Not the RAS II, I have an Eotech dominator mount and the extra "hump" won't work.

I'm looking to get a quad rail forend, but every freakin one I see, I find something that's not quite right.

The surefire M73 looks pretty good, but it doesn't line up with the top of the rifle....WTF!!??

The RAS is nice, but I can't find a two piece, and I'm not about to jump into taking off the front sight and the flash supp. and all that crap. This is my first AR, and I want to be headache free for as long as possible.

Someone help...

My RAS IS two piece.  Do you mean the Free Floated RAS?

Try the Troy MRF or Samson version.  I don't have one, but from what I hear, they are easy to install and do not require FSB removal.

The KAC M4 RAS is what you are looking for.

I have the 2 piece RAS on my M4gery. They are a bit hard to find right now.