brothers and sisters...the right reverend campybob is here to preach today's sermon!
campy sayeth...chuck forth that wedding video from thy player and turn your speakers up to eleven and insert the NEW rock & roll party tape!
and today's gospel comes from the book campy, chapter I, verse I...and in the beginning, there was full auto! and the assembled multitude saw that THIS WAS GOOD!
then came the spoken word...then the devil's internet...and at long last the dvd or vhs versions of BULLETFEST III, "AFTER THE SMOKE CLEARS"!!!!
MAMA MIA! this video totally freakin' rocks!
from the way cool soundtrack to the special effects to the camera work to the editing to the captions! this sucker is destined for the big screan...YOUR big screen, that is!
ALL the action is caught...the targets disintegating...the muzzle flashes...the explosions...the fires...the miles of belts being delinked...and all you folks that attended are FAMOUS! see your very own smiling face, smiling right back at you from your tv or computer screen!
everything got captured! the sights...the sounds...the sme...ok, so he couldn't film the smell of burned powder by the truckload!
this vid is sweet! and by sweet, i mean it has wailing guitars, drop dead beautiful ladies and tons and tons of full auto toys!
machineguns and mortars and booms! oh my!
see every machinegun known to man being abused untill the bbls. are white hot! watch the minigun in frame after frame of bern destroying, fire breathing, ammo wasting, pants crapping action!
see the freaks, geeks and gunners from 8 firearms boards turn the berm into an excavation project!
trust me seekers...you ain't seen nuthin' on earth like this! THIS MAKES KNOB CREEK LOOK LIKE a buncha ol' ladies at a knitting convention!!! ar15com ROCKS THE FREE WORLD!
see all your cyber friends having the time of their lives, drowning out greenday with heavy machineguns!
see all your favorite posters rattle off full auto strings and reach for MORE AMMO!
if EVER in your life you decide to listen to campy...do it now and order this video!
after you see it, you'll be booking your reservations for NEXT YEAR'S insanity...BULLETFEST IV, "the madness spreads!"!!!
hundreds and hundreds of board members will be talking about THIS VIDEO. don't be the only one at your range NOT to have seen the sureal action captured on this very high zoot show!
TRUST ME, i'll see to it that this video plays to our boys in KANDAHAR! taliban prisoners will think twice after seeing the firepower in this baby!
to order BULLETFEST III "when the smoke clears", contact these PRO-GUN folks!
tom or ron at:
www.tandrcreative.comtom can be reached at: 330-488-0359 /
[email protected]ron: 330-875-1801 /
[email protected]campy rates this video as "g", suitable for your kids or grandmother...as long as granny gets off on 140 decible machinegun rock video's!
if you had to take a pass on bulletfest...don't miss having it in your livingroom!!!
and folks, i expect to see YOUR faces on the firingline, next year!!