So, if an ARF goon gets an AK, he's joining the dark side.

What happens when an AK freak gets an ARF?

I just picked myself up a Bushmaster M4A3 today.  Pretty sweet!  Can't wait to get out and blast it some.

Anyhow, yeah, just wanted to brag about that.

Hasta!

Oh man, you got one of those plastic toy guns…



I guess it would be the darker side.

Quoted: I guess it would be the darker side.

He has joined the anodized side. We are ARF, resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

Shootin ARs is like riding a Moped, IT can be fun, but you don't want your freinds to see you!!!!

I really like my Armalite, despite the sproing sound it's buffer makes just like a kid's suction cup dart gun.

Quoted: I just picked myself up a Bushmaster

Hmmm, from the sound of it, I'd say you joined the purple side!

(although I guess that with a bushy XM15E2 20" HBAR I would be on that side too)

I recall where I found this but figured it might fit well here. Just don’t tell our friends across the way on the arf side.

J

You might own an AR-15 if…

1. You think 80 grains is a heavy bullet

2. You think that flashlights and lasers are a good idea on a rifle.

3. When someone mentions close quarters weapon you think...rifle.

4. You feel comfortable with having a "stoner" in your house.

5. You think a .30-'06 is a big game cartrige.

6. You don't think much of Col. Jeff Cooper's opinions.

7. You don't think much of poodles either.

8. Your rifle's sexual orientation is determined by a muzzle device.

9. Your rifle has a sexual orientation.

10. You are okay with your rifle going "sprong" everytime you shoot it.

11. When someone says "spacegun" you don't think of a phaser.

12. You call the bolt handle on a Mauser a "forward assist"

13. You know who Eugene Stoner was.

14. When the wife says you need new furniture, you log onto armalite.com.

15. You look at your 03A3 wondering how to fit a pistol grip onto it.

16. You like the smell of CLP more than the smell of Hoppe's 9.

17. When someone says "get a real gun", you start thinking about an AR-10.

18. When the clip pings out of the Garand, you think "You call that a sproinnngg?"

i like to add a few lines if you don't mind:

19) when you see someone going through 2 mags without a jam, you think he could be lucky enough to win the lottery.

20) when you aim for head shot and end up hitting midsection, you call that tumbling affect

21) you call people who don't clean their rifle after each outing a trailer trash.

22) you are more likely to keep your rifle in back seat versus the trunk.

someone got something to add.  i'll going to compose a list and make a poster out of it.

Quoted: Shootin ARs is like riding a Moped, IT can be fun, but you don't want your freinds to see you!!!!

Owning an AR is like dating a fat chick, she might be good in bed, but you don't want your friends to see you with her.

Quoted: i like to add a few lines if you don't mind: 19) when you see someone going through 2 mags without a jam, you think he could be lucky enough to win the lottery. 20) when you aim for head shot and end up hitting midsection, you call that tumbling affect 21) you call people who don't clean their rifle after each outing a trailer trash. 22) you are more likely to keep your rifle in back seat versus the trunk. someone got something to add.  i'll going to compose a list and make a poster out of it.

23) you just like the smell of break free

24) you have seperate cleaning rags for your "other fire arms"

25) are afraid to run a brass brush down the barrel cause you might scratch the metal of the bore

27) truly believe the more stuff you add the better shot you'll be

28) thinks SKS is one of them sattelite mapping devices

29) has bought accessories for the rifle equal to or surpassing the original price of the rifle alone.

30) Just the thought of WOLF ammo makes you cry.

31) You like buying high priced mags..

32) You ask at the gun store, "Do you have CLP by the gallon?"

33) And you just love the fact that the traing manual is a comic book...

you guys crack me up.  keep it coming.  

34) You have a bag of pipe cleaners but don't own a pipe

35) You are convinced that your rifle doesn't have enough rails

36) You have rails on your stock


3 of my 8

37) When someone mentions Alluminum, You don't think of a beer can..

38) You trust your safety and life on a 50 cent cotter pin..

39) Black is yor favorite color...

40. You enjoy spacing gas rings so your rifle will work.

41. You think spending the evening scraping carbon off the bolt is fun, rather than having a beer with your friends.

42) you called bushy two days after buying it and got a respond that your gun is like luxury car, it is high maintenance; a lot of cleaning and oil change required.

Quoted: 38) You trust your safety and life on a 50 cent cotter pin...

Those things are only 50 cents.

Those are some good looking rifles innocent_bystander.

How do you like your ELCAN?

J