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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - WHAT'S HER NAME ????

Posted: 8/9/2005 5:14:12 PM EDT

okay, a while back we found out who was sleeping with their black rifles.....so keeping this

in mind and not forgetting gunny hartman's famous admonition in " full metal jacket"........

well we just had to find out - what's HER name ?????? and while we're at it .....is there

any significance to that name ???? now since i started this

rather bizzarre thread , i'll step up to bat first.

"annie" she's a 20" bushie A2 with a full heavy, fluted 4150 bbl. she's got a MIAD grip ,

and very early non-symetrical A2 hand guards.......shoots waaay better than i can ; a real

sweetie !!

" sheila " she's a CAR / XM177 11.5" piece with a MIAD grip , A1 upper , and fixed A1

buttstock . she's a beater for sure , but is more accurate than she should be ; almost all

bushie......a real wild child !!!!!

love to post some pictures of this harem , but i keep spending all my digital camera

money on ammo and AR15 parts !!!!

Posted: 8/9/2005 5:16:19 PM EDT

[#1]

I named my midlength "blackie", but she's since been sold.

Posted: 8/9/2005 6:13:47 PM EDT

[#2]

OMG, it's like...Cabbage Patch Guns.

Bertha Lou
Counrtney May
The Heat

...and they all come with ~~certificates of adoption~~ test targets.

Posted: 8/9/2005 6:15:30 PM EDT

[#3]

Damita?

Max

Posted: 8/9/2005 6:15:43 PM EDT

[#4]

Gat. She's a Sopmod M4gery.

Posted: 8/9/2005 6:21:14 PM EDT

[#5]

Wow... just wow.

Posted: 8/9/2005 6:41:39 PM EDT

[#6]

Maggie.......she is a DPMS AP4A3 or A4(flat top M4 type)......she has a 14.5" M4 profile barrel(1/9 hard chromed bore and chamber), 6 position butt, 9mm buffer, Badger Ordnance Gen 2 tac latch, single point sling moung, Aimpoint ML2 in an ARMS 22M68 mount, ARMS 40A2 BUIS, YHM 2 piece aluminum 4 rails HG system, Advance Armament VFG, Phantom 5C2, Surefire light in a quick detach mount, and a single point sling custom made by me with original factory HK claw hook for quick detach purposes.....

that is my baby

camaro

Posted: 8/9/2005 6:52:15 PM EDT

[#7]

I am undecided, Is this weird or cool.
I have not given a name to my weapons but if I were to do so humm I don’t know.

Posted: 8/9/2005 6:58:15 PM EDT

[#8]

Ok this one will be named Ball of Fire No Flash Hider

This one will be named Thunder stick

Posted: 8/9/2005 6:59:42 PM EDT

[#9]

I always end up calling them these names.

Son of a Bi*ch
Piece of Sh*t
Mother Fu*ker

I didn't name them on purpose, it just kinda happened that way

WIZZO

Posted: 8/9/2005 7:08:47 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I always end up calling them these names.

Son of a Bi*ch
Piece of Sh*t
Mother Fu*ker

I didn't name them on purpose, it just kinda happened that way

WIZZO

^^^LMAO!!!

Posted: 8/9/2005 7:09:49 PM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 8/9/2005 7:40:57 PM EDT

[#12]

Money hungry ho
OR
Slut

And a +1 on WIZZO's: Son of a Bi*ch, Piece of Sh*t, and Mother Fu*ker

Posted: 8/9/2005 8:02:49 PM EDT

[#13]

all my guns are just called what they are, i am sorry i dont understand giving them names...

Posted: 8/9/2005 8:06:21 PM EDT

[#14]

My M10 SMG is "B E T T Y" - as fast as you call her name, she's empty...

Posted: 8/9/2005 8:33:25 PM EDT

[#15]

I lead such a boring, unimaginative life

I named my skunk carbine "Skunk Carbine"
I named my Colt M4 "Colt M4"
I named my Rock River M4 "Rock River M4"
I named my Rock River trunk gun "Trunk Gun"
I named my 6920 "6920"
I named my skunk rifle "Skunk Rifle"
Etc etc etc...

Sadly, this lack of creativity transcends the rifle collection:

I named my USP45 "USP45"
I named my wife's USP40 "USP40"
I named my Glock 19 "G19"
I named my Glock 26 "G26"
Etc etc etc...

The only creativity I've ever expressed was with my two identically configured M4 test mules. They are named 'Click' and 'Clack'. Here they are-can you tell which one is which?

Oh yeah, my wife's Bushmaster Lady is named "My Wife's Carbon 15"

Posted: 8/9/2005 8:39:20 PM EDT

[#16]

WOW, CJan we have the same naming system, what ever will people like us do

Posted: 8/9/2005 8:42:23 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
WOW, CJan we have the same naming system, what ever will people like us do

Hopefully there's a 12-step program for us

Posted: 8/9/2005 8:45:15 PM EDT

[#18]

I think I need to clean my rifles more and their names will no longer be used.

WIZZO

Posted: 8/9/2005 10:38:01 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I lead such a boring, unimaginative life

I named my skunk carbine "Skunk Carbine"
I named my Colt M4 "Colt M4"
I named my Rock River M4 "Rock River M4"
I named my Rock River trunk gun "Trunk Gun"
I named my 6920 "6920"
I named my skunk rifle "Skunk Rifle"
Etc etc etc...

Sadly, this lack of creativity transcends the rifle collection:

I named my USP45 "USP45"
I named my wife's USP40 "USP40"
I named my Glock 19 "G19"
I named my Glock 26 "G26"
Etc etc etc...

The only creativity I've ever expressed was with my two identically configured M4 test mules. They are named 'Click' and 'Clack'. Here they are-can you tell which one is which?

home.comcast.net/~cjan99999/M4_Click_Clack.JPG

Oh yeah, my wife's Bushmaster Lady is named "My Wife's Carbon 15"

Posted: 8/9/2005 11:01:56 PM EDT

[#20]

ummm i call mine the two twenty three or the AR.

Posted: 8/9/2005 11:10:18 PM EDT

[#21]

"carbine"
"rifle"
"weapon"

Ummm sorry, I think that about covers them all.

Posted: 8/10/2005 1:44:53 AM EDT

[#22]

Bitchass !@#$%^ Eater

.................thats her name!

Posted: 8/10/2005 3:56:34 AM EDT

[#23]

Mine are Prisoners, and I'm the Warden. They go by SN's, they have no names. Every once in a while you might here them bark their birth names out loud in their sleep, or when their mad. Normally they scream these names; BANG, or BAM. One day I'll put a muzzle on them, that way all they can whisper is pffft...

Posted: 8/10/2005 4:03:27 AM EDT

[#24]

My naming system?

Recce-Recce rifle
Service Rifle- My National Match Service Rifle
Carbine or M4- My Recce before the accident

Posted: 8/10/2005 4:17:35 AM EDT

[#25]

True Story--My wife (who does not especially like or know anything about guns) proclaimed that my first build (16" mid) was "scary looking." She decided that it needed a cute name. She named my gun "Piglet." Alas, I have a scary looking rifle with a cute name. BTW Piglet is AWESOME. The little bastard goes bang every time I pull the trigger.

Posted: 8/10/2005 4:18:30 AM EDT

[#26]

"ARMALITE"

and

"The LOUD BITCH"

They have different personalities... but perform the same at crunch-time!

PITSNIPE OUT

Posted: 8/10/2005 4:33:38 AM EDT

[#27]

hmmm....so far just what was stamped from the factory Colt and Bushmaster.

Posted: 8/10/2005 4:35:42 AM EDT

[#28]

Haven't named any of mine for some strange reason.... except one.

Whoopi [Goldberg] Is my Custom 10/22. She's little, black, and amusing.

Posted: 8/10/2005 5:23:37 AM EDT

[#29]

My ~~putter's~~ rifle's name is "Charlene". (Simpsons reference...)

Posted: 8/10/2005 6:28:18 AM EDT

[#30]

"Eugene"
(RRA 20" A4, green furniture)
also sometimes referred to as "that green rifle" when I'm in a hurry.

(all my "first of this kind" guns are named for the inventor... my first 1911 is "John Moses", first Walther is "Carl", etc.)

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