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I hope Santa has his ID with him when he shows up at your house. I can just see it now, "Freeze, fat boy! Down on the ground! And all you little guys with pointy ears, too!"
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My daughter is already paranoid that I'll forget to put out the fire on Christmas Eve.
The poor kid is afraid that Santa is going to have to be airlifted to the nearest critical care burn unit after attempting to come down our chimney.
How do you respond to a five year old when she says "Daddy, [b]please[/b] don't burn Santa Claus..."
I have the feeling that before she goes to bed on Christmas Eve she is going to insist that I douse the fire with water-otherwise she probably won't be able to sleep.
I blame the snot nosed little bastards in her kindergarten class. I tried to explain that Santa's suit is made out of Nomex, but she didn't buy it...