Here's one I wrote to a anti-gun pos once....
I'm a gun owner and damned proud of it! The anti-gunners will never stop fighting for the total ban, and removal of all evil assault weapons. Well, let's give them a victory by eliminating one of these terrible weapons. This assault weapon has no use in public society. Since it is the most violent, and destructive weapon found on our streets today. This assault weapon:
Has killed innocent men, women, and children, than any other assault pistol, rifle, or shotgun.
Is so powerful, that it can cause severe loss of life, and damage to houses, and buildings.
You do not need a license to buy one in most states.
Can be bought, and sold in any town, or city relative cheap.
Are considered a weapon of choice by bank robbers, and most suicide terrorist groups around the world.
Are stolen by criminals about one every 20 seconds on average, in the U.S.A., and then usually used in a crime, after they have been stolen.
Are currently still manufactured by major companies around the world.
So as you can see, even though I do support the right to own guns, I think you'll agree we should ban all ownership, use, and manufacture of these weapons. So let's tell the anti-gunners we will gladly support the ban of this devistating assault weapon,.......................
The automobile.