FDC, I went to a reception at the Army-Navy Club, which is normally a "everyone below O-3 stay the frak out" kind of place", for E/506 PIR. My cousin got me tickets, he being a retired O-6.
Wait, what really pissed me off was the dress code. Normally the dress code for the establishment is Class A's or coat and tie. Fair enough. I'm in A's and jump boots as befitted a sergeant in the 101st. The only other active duty guys I saw there in uniform was a small crew of officers from Walter Reed, and they were in ACUs that looked slept in. Jesus Christ in Heaven I was pissed the fuck off at that.
So one of the guys from Easy looks at me, sees my copy of Band of Brothers, smiles, and says "What can I do for you, Major?"
I figure his eyesight was going with age. "Sergeant, I'm a sergeant same as you are."
He laughs a little. "OK, colonel then."
I just look at him funny. "Oh, come on, look at you, you have more fruit salad than Eisenhower fer chrissake." Yeah, four rows plus one. The bottom three are just various I Was There ribbons for Korea, Kosovo, and Iraq twice. But by WWII standards it's a huge pile.
But a friend of mine was hosting the panel discussion, and I ended up in the upstairs bar with everyone at the end. That was when the good war stories came out.
Moisin, no offense meant, but the Bayonet and Grenade dangles are window-dressing in the first place. The only ones anyone ever wears out in the active Army I've seen are Rifle or Pistol. Our CSM wouldn't even let the SAW gunners or M240B gunners wear the AUTO RIFLE or machine gun bars. Now I have seen some guys wear Carbine instead of Rifle since we do carry M4s and Clothing Sales always sells out of Rifle bars before a Class A inspection.