So I stopped this bozo. I knew he had a felony Ag. Stalking warrant from a nearby city. The vehicle he was driving registered to a "Al". This guy's name I knew was "Fred".
Well, some quick background. I confirmed "Fred's" warrants before the stop. He has;
- Felony warrant as desribed
- Criminal Misd. FAC warrant
- Currently suspended 4x. At least 5 previous suspensions
- DWLS 2x prior
- Two previous DWIs (OWIs as we call it in MI)
- And an added bonus of an "OFFICER SAFETY WARNING" that appeared on my in-car terminal. "Fred" is 6'2" 240lbs
I spotted his vehicle outside a local shithole and laid in wait (I have a black Intrepid slicktop. so i was low profile).
Anyway, because I informed dispatch of my ninja gig, I had the world as back up. As I approached him on the stop (totally surrounded BTW), I could smell the booze a within 3 ft of him. I asked him his name, "Uhhh, my name's "Al" (slurred ofcourse). I said are you sure its not "Fred"? ..."No man, my name is AL dude!"
He kept it up; "No no no, it's AL, and I'm not doing shit until I talk to my atterny". I said fine, call him. which he did and he gets the answering machine. It went like this; mind you he was QUITE adement about NOT being "Fred";
"Uhhh yea, Bill...This is FRED so&so! These guys are trying to kill me!! Call me back!! Again This is FRED!!"
Mind you. I know his lawyer, he's a friend of mine. (which after him finding out I stopped him, refused to represent him). The lawyer called me the next day and said; "yea, I knew he had given you a wrong name because when he ID'd himself on the message, I could hear about 5 cops in the background laughing their asses off!"
Thank God bad guys are dumb! Well, it was a good pop. I thought it was funny. My wording doesn't do it justice. But the video is a definate runner up for Funniest Videos. BTW I was bought dinner & drinks because everybody hates this guy. And the warrant holding agency offered me some drinks too.
He also refused any sobriety, or breat tests. I had to draw a warrant. It took myself & 3 hospital security dudes to hold him down for a blood draw.
To some it up, here's what he got;
-Operatin While Intoxicated 3rd (a felony)
-Obstructing (high misd)
-DWLS (misd)
-His felony warrant
-and as an added bonus; a 4pnt PBT refusal cival infraction. SUCKS TO BE HIM!!
Oh well, I'm bored. Thought I'd share.
ANYBODY HAVE ANY SIMILAR STORIES TO SHARE????