Man, I gotta start thinking about driving a desk.
So, this tramp beats up some poor woman and the laundrymart today and takes off, towards the state of K. A few witnesses to the assault follow him and flag down my partner when he arrives in the area (I admire people who do that). My partner gets out and tells the dude to sit down (pending arrival of backup). The tramp goes halfway down then sprints off, my partner giving the foot pursuit out over the radio. I negotiate the traffic and the dude is on the bridge that goes over the Colorado to K. I get out and see my partner tasing the guy, with zero effect. I go into the hands on mode and do the full running tackle thing, unaware of the steep 30-40 ft. ledge that drops off right after the sidewalk ends. All three of us end up going over the ledge and riding the tramp down the hill, eventually putting the handcuffs on once we reached the bottom.
The tramp goes to the hospital and my buddy goes to urgent care for a messed thumb. We both get to fill out blood exposure reports as we both got his blood on our hands, which of course had open wounds. I get to smell like a tramp the entire time (gotta start carrying a spare monkey suit in the trunk) as I got all his funk all over me from the ride.
Anyone else have a decent day?