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That's the FBI's way... this joke will explain their pattern of thinking....
In front of a big room of people and news media the FBI, the State Police and the Big City PD are showing off their K-9s. The MC goes on and on about how highly trained each dog is. The MC tells everyone the K-9s will showcase their abilities to the crowd.
The Big City PD K-9 goes into the crowd and finds a big bag of drugs. (He's hard working drug dog.)
The State Police K-9 goes into the crowd and finds a "wanted man". (He's a hardworking man tracking dog)
The FBI dog takes the drugs and the man to the News Media and holds a press conference. (he don't do no work and takes all the credit)
yeah that's how the FBI works...
Just remember non LEOs.. we locals will only take your guns when you do something stupid.. The Feds will take them just to look good....
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Same joke different version:
These three K-9 handlers (DEA, Secret Service, and FBI) were all talking about how great their dogs were. The DEA agent says, "Check this out." He takes his dog over to a pile of luggage, the dog dives in and drags out a suitcase. They open it up and find that it is filled with cocaine.
The Secret Service agent says, "That's nice, but watch this." He lets his dog go and it sniffs out a suitcase and responds on it. they open it up and find that it contains Semtex.
The FBI agent snorts in disgust and says, "Strictly amateur night. Let me show you what [b]my[/b] dog can do." He then releases his dog, who immediately runs over to the other two dogs, fucks them both in the ass, and then issues a press release.