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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - The Texas Sheriff's aptitude test. (see if you pass)

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:23:13 PM EDT

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6'-4'', and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: a West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a big mess of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview. The Chief Deputy says: "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an 'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six politicians, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:25:20 PM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:27:20 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:27:57 PM EDT

[#3]

all that riff raff with just one box of ammo?

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:28:02 PM EDT

[#4]

LOL!

"Great attitude"

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:28:54 PM EDT

[#5]

I woulda passed! I questioned the rabbit immediately!

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:29:18 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:29:53 PM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:31:00 PM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:32:58 PM EDT

[#9]

So that is why TRG is a clit hound college teacher.

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:33:18 PM EDT

[#10]

awesome

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:33:43 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
all that riff raff with just one box of ammo?

thats 31 with 50 bullitz he dident say you had to kill them

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:34:01 PM EDT

[#12]

I always liked that old saying about how the Texas Rangers investigated a murder.

They asked two questions:

1. Who killed him?

2. Did he need killing?

If the answer to question #2 was "yes" then the investigation was over.

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:34:36 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
all that riff raff with just one box of ammo?

line em up single file..

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:41:00 PM EDT

[#14]

Well played.

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:41:53 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
I woulda passed! I questioned the rabbit immediately!

Me too; I like bunnies.

Jane

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:42:49 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
all that riff raff with just one box of ammo?

In TEXAS the lawmen use 1911's in 45ACP so they don't nee dto shoot the badguys twice...

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:44:53 PM EDT

[#17]

I questioned the rabbit killing too.

Are we really this jaded?

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:45:21 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I woulda passed! I questioned the rabbit immediately!

My thoughts exactly

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:45:42 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:55:13 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
I questioned the rabbit killing too.

Are we really this jaded?

Wha??? ...... YES

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:56:52 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

all that riff raff with just one box of ammo?

Well, the lawyer/politician requirements could probably pull double duty.

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:57:35 PM EDT

[#22]

Posted: 1/30/2010 3:59:44 PM EDT

[#23]

Exactly correct.

Posted: 1/30/2010 4:46:09 PM EDT

[#24]

I failed, I had no questions about the rabbit. Figured the chief was hungry.

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