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Police Officers new Tools,
Fallowing a rash of accidental shootings of inocent civillians by coffe shop camandos it has been found that the cause of these tragedies is the weapons themselves, the deadly and dangerous baby killing automatic AK assault Glock 17. These weapons will randomly load and cock themselves and have been known to attack passer-bys if left un chained. Cops are now banned from carrying these death traps and instead will be instructed to take classes in diversity managment, confrontaional awareness, and reverse phycology instead of weapons. As a last resort, and with special clearence from washington some LEO's will be allowed to carry peper spray.
[comercial] Come to the Florida police auction, 350 mint Glock 17s with preban mags, along with 100s of other confinscated weapons at rock bottom prices. Also why pay all that money for a new BMW when you can come buy one of ours for half the price just becuase Janet Reno raped Rosie O'Donell in the back seat.
[;)] I don't know what's gotten into me, I'm on a cynical sarcastic kinda bent today