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Police: Discovery Was Not Penis
Body Part Was Cow's Teat
Posted: 11:38 a.m. EST February 27, 2002

HASTINGS, Neb. -- State and local authorities have finally identified a body part found at a Hastings car wash earlier this month.

Police had said it appeared to be a severed human penis, but lab tests have determined it was neither a penis nor human.

Hastings police said it is a severed cow teat.

The teat was discovered on Feb. 12 by a car-wash customer sitting next to a coin-operated vacuum system on a concrete ledge.

Police had been treating the case as a homicide. Initial lab tests by the Nebraska State Patrol had failed to determine if it was from a human or an animal.

Whew!!

Easy for us to be relieved, but some poor cow somewhere is in excrutiating agony!

Eric The(UdderlyHorrible)Hun[>]:)]

Better her than me....[:)]

Ask any farmer, those two parts only look alike to the uninformed, less than ten seconds of investigation will tell you which one you have.  Of course, nobody will want to touch it to do the investigation, but thats what the lab people are for...

Kharn

Whew, and here I was worried that granddad's pecker didn't get cremated.

Dangit!  I thought that they finally found the Republican's manhood.  Did anyone happen to find an unclaimed spine somewhere?

I am utterly relieved that it wasn't someone's manhood!