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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:33:02 AM EDT
[#1]
You want a silicone based lube
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:33:02 AM EDT
[#2]
You're doing it wrong.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:33:39 AM EDT
[#3]
IcyHot isn't lube.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:33:41 AM EDT
[#4]
maybe you're allergic to rubber. have you looked into a sheepskin woman?
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:34:13 AM EDT
[#5]
Tell him to use spit
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:34:21 AM EDT
[#6]
Maybe if your partner shaved his ass?
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:34:21 AM EDT
[#7]
10w30
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:34:36 AM EDT
[#8]
After 30 minutes you get friction burns? Use more lube...
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:34:39 AM EDT
[#9]
Militec-1 will embed itself in your penis and make it permanently more lubricated.
This only works, unfortunately, if your penis is made of steel. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:34:57 AM EDT
[#10]
30 minutes?
I must be doing it wrong. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:35:12 AM EDT
[#11]
CLP
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:35:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:35:31 AM EDT
[#13]
This is gonna get ugly.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:35:51 AM EDT
[#14]
in on page 1
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:36:02 AM EDT
[#15]
molybdenum disulfide.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:36:19 AM EDT
[#16]
Astroglide.
Seriously. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:36:24 AM EDT
[#17]
You want silicone spedometer cable grease.
Sil-Glyde from NAPA, part no. 765-1351, it is: -non melting -non freezing -non gumming -weatherproof - functional between -20F to +600 It's perfect. What could go wrong 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:36:28 AM EDT
[#18]
Mobile 1 FTW!
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:37:13 AM EDT
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This is gonna get ugly. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:37:14 AM EDT
[#20]
Try Vicks VapoRub.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:37:19 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted: You're doing it wrong. This right here. If she ain't wet after 30 minutes, something isn't getting pleased.  |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:40:34 AM EDT
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This is gonna get ugly. Already ugly.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:40:43 AM EDT
[#23]
I'll give you a serious answer. After about round 7, it helps keep things going with my girl if we use lube. Unfortunately, the Adam&Eve shit that we have burns at first. We're also looking to see what else is out there.
Oh, I think it's a water based. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:41:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:41:40 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: Quoted: You're doing it wrong. This right here. If she ain't wet after 30 minutes, something isn't getting pleased. You assume. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:41:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:42:12 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:42:41 AM EDT
[#28]
Where's the brakes???
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:42:43 AM EDT
[#29]
My thunder hath been stolen!
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:43:33 AM EDT
[#30]
Screwing for 13 hours, huh? Scratch my previous suggestion. You need to install grease zerks, and coat with NeverSeize.
What torque spec are you using? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:44:19 AM EDT
[#31]
Tag-a-Roonie
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:44:38 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: You're doing it wrong. This right here. If she ain't wet after 30 minutes, something isn't getting pleased. You assume. Just being optimistic. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:44:53 AM EDT
[#33]
this will be good
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:44:55 AM EDT
[#34]
Use a silicone based lube. In fact here's a link to some that I know is good.
Wet Platnium Stays slick for a very long time, it doesn't wash away with water alone so you can use it in the shower, and it doesn't leave a sticky residue for those solo excursions. Or if you just want some in bulk get J lube it's not just for farm animals. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:45:01 AM EDT
[#35]
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Screwing for 13 hours, huh? Scratch my previous suggestion. You need to install grease zerks, and coat with NeverSeize. What torque spec are you using? 13 hours, dude, I'm 38 years old. I'd be asleep at the wheel after 2 hours.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:45:04 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted: Quoted: This is gonna get ugly. Already ugly. Uglier then. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:45:53 AM EDT
[#37]
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Tell him to use spit
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:46:51 AM EDT
[#38]
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Tell him to use spit Sorry, what does your b/f use? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:49:37 AM EDT
[#39]
"Or if you just want some in bulk get J lube it's not just for farm animals."
I was laughing so hard at this point, coffee almost shot out my nose. 
–––––––––––––––– (John Wayne voice:) "TRAIN WRECK... HO!"
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:50:09 AM EDT
[#40]
Gorilla glue, it really works.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:50:25 AM EDT
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Tell him to use spit Sorry, what does your b/f use? I called him. He said you spit on his dick. 
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:51:19 AM EDT
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Tell him to use spit Sorry, what does your b/f use? I called him. He said you spit on his dick. Oh snap. This is going to go nuclear.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:51:46 AM EDT
[#43]
Crisco
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:52:08 AM EDT
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Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long?
I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously... |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:52:31 AM EDT
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30 minutes? Props.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:52:41 AM EDT
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Quoted: 30 minutes? Props. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:52:48 AM EDT
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Tell him to use spit Sorry, what does your b/f use? I called him. He said you spit on his dick. Nope, he wanted to know how to get your smell off of it, I said 409 or Chore Boy. He tried that already. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:55:44 AM EDT
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Quoted: Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously... Depends on the woman, but yes. |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:58:55 AM EDT
[#49]
holy shit this thread is awesome
ibtl for gay lube picture? |
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:59:31 AM EDT
[#50]
In on 1.
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