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Posted: 2/15/2002 9:29:27 PM EDT
[#1]
A Christmas tree. I like the pretty lights.
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Posted: 2/15/2002 9:30:09 PM EDT
[#2]
I would like a dog to pee on me.
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Posted: 2/15/2002 9:39:55 PM EDT
[#3]
No. 1: The Larch. The Larch. And now... No. 1: The Larch. And now...
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Posted: 2/15/2002 9:41:58 PM EDT
[#4]
Yggdrasil the oak tree [:D]
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Posted: 2/15/2002 9:47:11 PM EDT
[#5]
An apple tree. I would bear the forbidden fruit.[:)]
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Posted: 2/15/2002 9:50:19 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted: No. 1: The Larch. The Larch. And now... No. 1: The Larch. And now... I don't get it. |
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Posted: 2/15/2002 9:53:12 PM EDT
[#7]
Maple... Definitely maple.
(Chicks would dig my syrup.) *rimshot* |
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Posted: 2/15/2002 9:53:56 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: Maple... Definitely maple. (Chicks would dig my syrup.) *rimshot* I wanted to say that. |
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Posted: 2/15/2002 9:55:40 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted: Maple... Definitely maple. (Chicks would dig my syrup.) *rimshot* We have a winner!!!! |
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Posted: 2/15/2002 10:00:36 PM EDT
[#10]
I would like to be the biggest damned Redwood the world has ever seen. And when a specially arranged Congressional 'fact finding mission' with Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Charles Schumer, Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, and civilian guests Bill Clinton, Sarah Brady, Andrew McKelvey, Rosie O'Donnell, and the other prominent anti-gun figures of the VPC, Brady Campaign, and other similar organizations came to the tree that is me to admire me, I would FALL on them, smashing them so flat that they would end up having only have one side. And I would want my wood to go to making a special commemorative edition of gun stocks.
That would be the tree that I'd like to be, see? If you are anti-gun, I would SMITE THEE. That's me. [;D] CJ |
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Posted: 2/15/2002 10:25:08 PM EDT
[#11]
I would be...
a... Shrubbery!!! [NI] |
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Posted: 2/16/2002 12:27:48 AM EDT
[#12]
Magnolia!
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Posted: 2/16/2002 1:16:20 AM EDT
[#13]
A bamboo as I bend to dodge her blows, and a weeping willow as I cry when she connects.
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Posted: 2/16/2002 3:27:36 AM EDT
[#14]
I would be a tree with a large root system....
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Posted: 2/16/2002 4:04:36 AM EDT
[#15]
I would be japanese cryptomeria overlooking a big hollow. I would look great all year, I'm would not be brittle in windstorms, birds would build nests in me, I would provide shelter for small animals, and I would be perfect for hunters to set up blinds against me for the pursuit of bambi.
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Posted: 2/16/2002 6:26:25 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted: Quoted: No. 1: The Larch. The Larch. And now... No. 1: The Larch. And now... I don't get it. And now... No. 1: The Larch. And now... No. 3: The Larch. And now... The Horse Chestnut. Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more! |
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Posted: 2/16/2002 2:53:49 PM EDT
[#17]
[url=http://www.cs.iastate.edu/~leavens/larch-faq.html]Larch[/url]
[img]www.m-w.com/mw/art/larch.gif[/img] hell...I dunno ! |
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Posted: 2/16/2002 3:03:20 PM EDT
[#18]
a tall oak, mighty and strong. A hardwood growing among the bushes. uh.....nevermind
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Posted: 2/16/2002 7:14:06 PM EDT
[#19]
Iron Wood
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Posted: 2/16/2002 7:33:18 PM EDT
[#20]
A money tree of course, so every two weeks I could shed a new crop of cash for my wife.....um..wait, I guess that already happens.
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Posted: 2/16/2002 7:41:46 PM EDT
[#21]
american walnut - very hard to find when needed
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Posted: 2/16/2002 7:49:12 PM EDT
[#22]
cactus, or maybe a venus fly trap
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Posted: 2/16/2002 9:56:05 PM EDT
[#23]
Locust tree as women would fear my prick...from its thorn.
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Posted: 2/16/2002 9:59:55 PM EDT
[#24]
... If you were a tree
... I'd be the DOG! |
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Posted: 2/16/2002 10:13:14 PM EDT
[#25]
One with big wood!
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Posted: 2/16/2002 10:13:26 PM EDT
[#26]
Mesquite!! all the way.
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Posted: 2/17/2002 4:10:52 AM EDT
[#27]
a nice piece of ash
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Posted: 2/17/2002 1:33:46 PM EDT
[#28]
[:D]Hmmmmm......
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Posted: 2/17/2002 1:37:05 PM EDT
[#29]
The kind you don't dumb your boyfriend in.....
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