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Posted: 10/22/2009 7:10:02 PM EDT
You are walking through a dark forest when you come to a clearing in this clearing is a house made of gingebread You sneak closer to the house and look in the window inside the house you see Janet Reno naked



What would you do?



1 Eat the house

2 Eat Janet Reno

3 Claw out your eyes

Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:11:47 PM EDT
[#1]
4 Send my coordinates to the orbital bomber.  Nuke from orbit in other words.  Yes, myself included.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:12:11 PM EDT
[#2]
Anything that that thing touches is contaminated
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:12:36 PM EDT
[#3]
Janet Reno is one hawt momma.


Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:13:40 PM EDT
[#4]
Fire ants. Lots and lots of them.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:15:40 PM EDT
[#5]
I should have avoided this thread. It will give me nightmares.

Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:16:46 PM EDT
[#6]
I wouldn't be sneaking up to somebody's house and looking in the window.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:19:06 PM EDT
[#7]
I'd call the FBI and have them come out and burn the house down ala Waco.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:21:10 PM EDT
[#8]
I'd shoot myself in the head. What's the point of a CCW if you don't use it?
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:21:25 PM EDT
[#9]
Point out the house to all of the local bears, until I find the frat boy and/or retard of the bear world that will try and eat her.

Evil eradicated, and epic lulz for me and most of the bears.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:22:28 PM EDT
[#10]
Ask Janet to show me how to check if the oven is hot enough.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:23:09 PM EDT
[#11]
What made you decide to ask this type of question?


Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:24:29 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
4 Send my coordinates to the orbital bomber.  Nuke from orbit in other words.  Yes, myself included.
this. ugh...Janet Reno...worthless murdering bitch.

Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:24:37 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
I wouldn't be sneaking up to somebody's house and looking in the window.


Pretty much.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:25:22 PM EDT
[#14]




Quoted:

What made you decide to ask this type of question?





2 hours of sleep in the past 3 days running on red bull  and coffee
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:25:57 PM EDT
[#15]




Quoted:



Quoted:

I wouldn't be sneaking up to somebody's house and looking in the window.




Pretty much.




But its made of gingerbread wouldnt that make you wonder whats inside
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:51:54 PM EDT
[#16]
I would remember to never eat that kind of mushroom in the forest again.
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:53:31 PM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:





Quoted:


Quoted:

I wouldn't be sneaking up to somebody's house and looking in the window.




Pretty much.




But its made of gingerbread wouldnt that make you wonder whats inside


Negative. They have a gingerbread house at Mohegan Sun every Christmas season. No big deal.


 
Link Posted: 10/22/2009 7:55:10 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:

Quoted:
What made you decide to ask this type of question?


2 hours of sleep in the past 3 days running on red bull  and coffee
Damn, you must be young that would put me in the hospital!

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:26:34 PM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:29:05 PM EDT
[#20]
I would eat the house and go German on Janets chest.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:31:56 PM EDT
[#21]
this is back again? why?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:34:18 PM EDT
[#22]
As UGLY as she is, there must be ONE redeeming feature.



 
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:39:29 PM EDT
[#23]
Nail the door shut and set the house on fire.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:40:21 PM EDT
[#24]
Burn everything in effigy.
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