Valentines Day Poem: by Lordtrader

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Posted: 2/13/2002 8:07:54 PM EDT

Valentines Day Poem

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass
I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So there’s the story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...FVck Valentines Day!

Posted: 2/13/2002 8:15:23 PM EDT

[#1]

Seek the hand, as it asks for nothing in return.[BD]

Posted: 2/13/2002 8:52:24 PM EDT

[#2]

Happy St. Valentine's Day Massacre Day, LT and everyone!!! [uzi]

Posted: 2/13/2002 8:58:48 PM EDT

[#3]

The only respite the rest of us have from your situation is that you cannot reproduce, LT. Unless its possible to reproduce in the form of half dick/half hand.

Posted: 2/13/2002 9:18:11 PM EDT

[#4]

Poor, poor, poor little LordTrader all alone in Texas on Valentines Day. I just got my wife 120+ [red]Red[/red], [yellow]Yellow[/yellow], and [violet]Violet[/violet] Carnations for Valentines Day! Now I am just waiting to see what she gets me[sex]!

Sgtar15

Posted: 2/13/2002 9:22:10 PM EDT

[#5]

Here's a pisser. My fiance and I made a mutual decision to split up. She's working in OKC and she called me tonight. She asked what I got her for V-Day. I told her that I didn't get ther anything and she acted like she was pissed off! WTF is that about?

Posted: 2/13/2002 9:35:49 PM EDT

[#6]

"Women......can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts." Norm from CHEERS

Posted: 2/13/2002 11:49:36 PM EDT

[#7]

Lt the man from the city by the bay
Moved to Texas for a new job and to play
Dreamed of women and toys he'd find
It didn't work out and is in a financial bind
In his mail is nothing but bills
He's so broke can't afford his penis pills
Now he's lost his job and can't get paid
Won't you be his Valentine,
So he can just get laid?

Posted: 2/14/2002 12:23:21 AM EDT

[#8]

Happy Single's Awareness Day, everyone.

Posted: 2/14/2002 3:37:26 AM EDT

[#9]

Man!....I never knew Valentine is that bad.

Posted: 2/14/2002 3:45:08 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Lt the man from the city by the bay
Moved to Texas for a new job and to play
Dreamed of women and toys he'd find
It didn't work out and is in a financial bind
In his mail is nothing but bills
He's so broke can't afford his penis pills
Now he's lost his job and can't get paid
Won't you be his Valentine,
So he can just get laid?

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roflmao!

Posted: 2/14/2002 4:24:37 AM EDT

[#11]

Poor Lordtrader
He's weary and worn
He can't find love
But at least he has porn!

Posted: 2/14/2002 4:44:49 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Lt the man from the city by the bay
Moved to Texas for a new job and to play
Dreamed of women and toys he'd find
It didn't work out and is in a financial bind
In his mail is nothing but bills
He's so broke can't afford his penis pills
Now he's lost his job and can't get paid
Won't you be his Valentine,
So he can just get laid?

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I luv ya man. [:D]

Posted: 2/14/2002 5:46:44 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Here's a pisser. My fiance and I made a mutual decision to split up. She's working in OKC and she called me tonight. She asked what I got her for V-Day. I told her that I didn't get ther anything and she acted like she was pissed off! WTF is that about?

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That's classic! How about you Photoshop a naked picture of her in retaliation and post it here?

Posted: 2/14/2002 6:00:29 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Here's a pisser. My fiance and I made a mutual decision to split up. She's working in OKC and she called me tonight. She asked what I got her for V-Day. I told her that I didn't get ther anything and she acted like she was pissed off! WTF is that about?

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This is classical. How can you please a person who doesn't know what they want...

Maybe marriage isn't so bad after all!

Posted: 2/14/2002 6:05:24 AM EDT

[#15]

She doesn't want me going out and having fun but when she works out of town she goes to the bar every night!

Posted: 2/14/2002 6:33:01 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
She doesn't want me going out and having fun but when she works out of town she goes to the bar every night!

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Of course! It's your job to sit at home and wait for her to return. Pure selfishness!!! Dump that b@tch and find yourself a [b]real[/b] woman. Don't waste any more of your time even thinking about her. She's in it for herself, and herself only.

Ruck up & move on! Do it today, do it now, do it for [b]YOURSELF!![/b]

Man I hate people like that. (Can ya tell I dealt with one of those too? For too long, I might add!)

Posted: 2/14/2002 6:36:41 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Valentines Day Poem

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass
I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So there’s the story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...FVck Valentines Day!

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Amen brother! All this wacky little thing called love is? It's a psychological response to wanting to sleep with someone. to quote my psyc prof, "When you say 'I love you' to someone, what you're really saying is 'I wanna jump your bones', just in a way that won't drive the other person away." So as everyone out there is celebrating the day of love, remember that the only reason that they love each other is that they have been conditioned by evolution to feel that way so as to propagate the species. Gee, is it that easy to tell i'm single? Need...more...CHEMICALS...in...BLOODSTREAM! See you in a couple of beers.

Posted: 2/14/2002 9:10:52 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Amen brother! All this wacky little thing called love is? It's a psychological response to wanting to sleep with someone. to quote my psyc prof, "When you say 'I love you' to someone, what you're really saying is 'I wanna jump your bones', just in a way that won't drive the other person away." So as everyone out there is celebrating the day of love, remember that the only reason that they love each other is that they have been conditioned by evolution to feel that way so as to propagate the species. Gee, is it that easy to tell i'm single? Need...more...CHEMICALS...in...BLOODSTREAM! See you in a couple of beers.

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You are correct sir. We are self-aware intelligent animals, nothing more.

Posted: 2/14/2002 9:21:19 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Happy Single's Awareness Day, everyone.

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Hear hear.....

And to LT, ROTFLMAOPIMP

Kuiper

Posted: 2/14/2002 9:32:34 AM EDT

[#20]

Damn, and I thought [i]I[/i] was cynical!

Posted: 2/14/2002 9:36:25 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Valentines Day Poem

Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass
I’ll spend the day so drunk I can’t speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So there’s the story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...FVck Valentines Day!

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Posted: 2/14/2002 9:53:31 AM EDT

[#22]

In texas now there's Lordtrader,
who was a good panty raider,
used his left hand
for a one night stand,
And the right felt like he's a trait'r.

Valentine's can be such a bitch
Hey LT! Go for a team switch
You'll get lots of play
Until you must say
No more catch! Now I'm going to pitch!

Posted: 2/14/2002 4:45:03 PM EDT

[#23]

Well, I got me a topic for my English Lit PhD thesis... "The Evolution of Cupid from Lord Byron to Lordtrader"

Posted: 2/14/2002 5:19:14 PM EDT

[#24]

Look at LT, he's alone and he's poor
We could all get together and buy him a whore
And if it turned out, the whore she was queer
We could all get together and buy him a beer!