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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:18:57 PM EDT
thats swelled a little
 meat ?ice?
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:20:04 PM EDT
[#1]
frozen peas
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:20:36 PM EDT
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OR 
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:20:58 PM EDT
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Ice.
The myth about the meat is simply that the meat is cold. Ice cubes are hard. Use a bag of frozen peas or corn, so it can mold to the shape of your eye. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:21:18 PM EDT
[#4]
Did your son punch you for selling his calculator?
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:21:24 PM EDT
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Sunglasses
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:21:46 PM EDT
[#6]
fresh beaver
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:21:47 PM EDT
[#7]
Cold, aspirin, and lots of fluids
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:22:24 PM EDT
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time.... it heals everything
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:23:06 PM EDT
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nice bbq steak and a bottle of cab
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:24:08 PM EDT
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Quoted: Did your son punch you for selling his calculator? No, his wife for saying her ass is getting bigger. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:25:43 PM EDT
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whats good for a black eye?
Listening the first time. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:26:33 PM EDT
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"whats good for a black eye?'
Getting even. TT |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:27:00 PM EDT
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..lol..black eyes are always fun..get to walk around for 2 weeks answering that same question for everyone..
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:27:34 PM EDT
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Have you been drinking again?
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:28:27 PM EDT
[#15]
Who knocked you out?
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:29:03 PM EDT
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Have you been drinking again? nooooooo just ahhhhhhhhhh no. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:29:24 PM EDT
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Ridicule.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:31:12 PM EDT
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Frozen peas for a little while. Take the peas off for a little while. You need alternate the temperature of it so the swelling goes down and don't poke at it that will make it worse.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:32:36 PM EDT
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Tell the GF to just put on some make up. Maybe she'll listen next time.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:36:04 PM EDT
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Giving him two black eyes, a bloody face and a lesson in life.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:37:28 PM EDT
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Try a pair of these:
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:38:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:39:57 PM EDT
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Did the guy who had to clean your DUI related vomit off the Wendy's speaker box get a little revenge?
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Posted: 9/19/2009 5:43:55 PM EDT
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shuting the fuck up the first time!
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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:20:40 PM EDT
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drinking heavily beforehand.
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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:21:47 PM EDT
[#26]
Slashed tires
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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:25:45 PM EDT
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Quoted:
thats swelled a little meat ?ice?So you start a thread about your wife's 'azz' and then ask about a black eye... Coincidence? I don't think so. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:25:48 PM EDT
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Go hang out at the battered womens shelter and tell them, theyre good listeners.
Oh wait..... |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:41:10 PM EDT
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its my dog hes got the black eye
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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:43:36 PM EDT
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its my dog hes got the black eye Im sure. Put the bottle down, wipe the peanut butter off your dick, apologize to your dog, and go to bed. |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:45:21 PM EDT
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its my dog hes got the black eye Walk into a door, did he? |
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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:45:22 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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its my dog hes got the black eye Im sure. Put the bottle down, wipe the peanut butter off your dick, apologize to your dog, and go to bed. whaaaaaaaaaaat? what kinda sick freak are you
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Posted: 9/19/2009 6:52:32 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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its my dog hes got the black eye Im sure. Put the bottle down, wipe the peanut butter off your dick, apologize to your dog, and go to bed. pwnt |
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