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Posted: 9/17/2009 4:07:26 AM EDT

Where to begin...

I got invited to an "old" friends wedding recently and I promptly threw the invitation in the trash... Apparently as a single gent im not allowed to bring a date b/c "I havent been dating someone for more then 3 months" -groom. His family pulled the same stunt for his brothers wedding which I did attend. His brother has become a much better friend over the years while the groom has continually drifted away. So I feel less obligated to attend, especially with the no date option...at his brothers reception me and my other single friends sat around and twittled are thumbs.

So anyway...

Yesterday i get a call from a girl thats a friend of mine, she wants me to go with her to the wedding as her date. I told her i hadn't planned on attending and I would let her know last night what i decide. Well I didnt call her last night and saw this as a good opportunity to ask ARF if i should fo with her. Shes young, hot, and kinda skanky... she also is a habitual liar and very devious

I also did some research last night to see what the real deal was... her facebook indicates currently single, I called my other buddy to see if she had asked him the same (he also is not planning to attend), apparently im not her first choice. So knowing i was seconds, or thirds or... well you get the point. Should I fo? and under what circumstances? Ive got the upper hand at this point, I think

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:13:14 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
Where to begin...

I got invited to an "old" friends wedding recently and I promptly threw the invitation in the trash... Apparently as a single gent im not allowed to bring a date b/c "I havent been dating someone for more then 3 months" -groom. His family pulled the same stunt for his brothers wedding which I did attend. His brother has become a much better friend over the years while the groom has continually drifted away. So I feel less obligated to attend, especially with the no date option...at his brothers reception me and my other single friends sat around and twittled are thumbs.

So anyway...

Yesterday i get a call from a girl thats a friend of mine, she wants me to go with her to the wedding as her date. I told her i hadn't planned on attending and I would let her know last night what i decide. Well I didnt call her last night and saw this as a good opportunity to ask ARF if i should fo with her. Shes young, hot, and kinda skanky... she also is a habitual liar and very devious

I also did some research last night to see what the real deal was... her facebook indicates currently single, I called my other buddy to see if she had asked him the same (he also is not planning to attend), apparently im not her first choice. So knowing i was seconds, or thirds or... well you get the point. Should I fo? and under what circumstances? Ive got the upper hand at this point, I think

Of course you should go with her.

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:15:01 AM EDT

[#2]

Fo, wrap it, tap it, SIIHPAPP, eject.

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:16:17 AM EDT

[#3]

On the day of the wedding this is what you do

1..Grab a few pistols, a few rifles and some ammo

2..Go to range and shoot

3..Problem solved

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:27:28 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Fo, wrap it, tap it, SIIHPAPP, eject.

This

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:30:13 AM EDT

[#5]

go and watch your 6.

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:30:26 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Fo, wrap it, tap it, SIIHPAPP, eject.

This

just dont forget to eject.

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:43:36 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
On the day of the wedding this is what you do

1..Grab a few pistols, a few rifles and some ammo

2..Go to range and shoot

3..Problem solved

This.

And since you state you have an 'upper hand' in the scenario, you would be better off using your hand.

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:45:18 AM EDT

[#8]

My vote is for the shooting option. I don't especially like weddings anyway and the unusual circumstances of this one make it a no fo.

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:46:33 AM EDT

[#9]

my decision will be made at noon...im still weighing my options based on this thread...pics will be delivered!

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:48:13 AM EDT

[#10]

Young and hot eh? I'm gonna go with SIIHPAPP.

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:48:58 AM EDT

[#11]

Why did your friend's invitation allow her to bring a date but not your invitation?

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:49:41 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
I called my other buddy to see if she had asked him the same (he also is not planning to attend), apparently im not her first choice.

Are you really that desperate? Have you no pride?

Go shooting.

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:50:42 AM EDT

[#13]

FO AND AAR IS A MUST!!!!!!! WITH PICS!!!!!!

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:52:42 AM EDT

[#14]

Spare yourself all this foolish low-brow drama and go shooting, who needs this sort of garbage in their life? Go do something you enjoy and save your piece of mind...

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:55:50 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Fo, wrap it, tap it, SIIHPAPP, eject.

Above.

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:59:00 AM EDT

[#16]

A skanky, habitual liar ?

What could go wrong ?

Posted: 9/17/2009 4:59:59 AM EDT

[#17]

you should go ahead and attend, get obnoxiously drunk and ruin the wedding and make your date cry

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:00:43 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Fo, wrap it, tap it, SIIHPAPP, eject.

This

just dont forget to eject.

Wisdom is here on Arfcom. Believe it.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:03:50 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
A skanky, habitual liar ?

What could go wrong ?

Best analysis yet. LOL

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:15:20 AM EDT

[#20]

Christ. not enough details.

IS IT AN OPEN BAR?

in this lies your answer.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:16:08 AM EDT

[#21]

You have nothing to lose as long as you don't get too involved... FO and report back!

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:17:44 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Where to begin...

I got invited to an "old" friends wedding recently and I promptly threw the invitation in the trash... Apparently as a single gent im not allowed to bring a date b/c "I havent been dating someone for more then 3 months" -groom. His family pulled the same stunt for his brothers wedding which I did attend. His brother has become a much better friend over the years while the groom has continually drifted away. So I feel less obligated to attend, especially with the no date option...at his brothers reception me and my other single friends sat around and twittled are thumbs.

So anyway...

Yesterday i get a call from a girl thats a friend of mine, she wants me to go with her to the wedding as her date. I told her i hadn't planned on attending and I would let her know last night what i decide. Well I didnt call her last night and saw this as a good opportunity to ask ARF if i should fo with her. Shes young, hot, and kinda skanky... she also is a habitual liar and very devious

I also did some research last night to see what the real deal was... her facebook indicates currently single, I called my other buddy to see if she had asked him the same (he also is not planning to attend), apparently im not her first choice. So knowing i was seconds, or thirds or... well you get the point. Should I fo? and under what circumstances? Ive got the upper hand at this point, I think

No. Find something else to do.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:21:10 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Where to begin...

I got invited to an "old" friends wedding recently and I promptly threw the invitation in the trash... Apparently as a single gent im not allowed to bring a date b/c "I havent been dating someone for more then 3 months" -groom. His family pulled the same stunt for his brothers wedding which I did attend. His brother has become a much better friend over the years while the groom has continually drifted away. So I feel less obligated to attend, especially with the no date option...at his brothers reception me and my other single friends sat around and twittled are thumbs.

So anyway...

Yesterday i get a call from a girl thats a friend of mine, she wants me to go with her to the wedding as her date. I told her i hadn't planned on attending and I would let her know last night what i decide. Well I didnt call her last night and saw this as a good opportunity to ask ARF if i should fo with her. Shes young, hot, and kinda skanky... she also is a habitual liar and very devious

I also did some research last night to see what the real deal was... her facebook indicates currently single, I called my other buddy to see if she had asked him the same (he also is not planning to attend), apparently im not her first choice. So knowing i was seconds, or thirds or... well you get the point. Should I fo? and under what circumstances? Ive got the upper hand at this point, I think

So the grooms single friends can't bring dates, but single skanks can? I'd say stick with your original plan and don't fo.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:31:35 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
So the grooms single friends can't bring dates, but single skanks can? I'd say stick with your original plan and don't fo.

she is a friend of the groom and was invited on her own as well... she just wants someone to go as her date since she cant bring someone in from the outside

and yes... Open Bar

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:37:20 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

and yes... Open Bar

Fo, and consume much of their beverage selection.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:40:52 AM EDT

[#26]

OPEN BAR DOOOODE!!!!!

ETA: I'd go, drink, maybe dance a bit, and take the skakny chick in the coat closet.

Then I'd drink alot more, and call a cab.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:43:43 AM EDT

[#27]

I would not fo. Open bar or no.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:44:18 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

and yes... Open Bar

This changes everything. Open bar is your priority target. Free to engage her ass/bridesmaid asses and other targets of opportunity.

What's the worst that could happen? Public humiliation, STD(s), arrest, no more invitations to that family's weddings? Pffft. Do it!

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:47:18 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

you should go ahead and attend, get obnoxiously drunk and ruin the wedding and make your date cry

I want to party with you.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:48:33 AM EDT

[#30]

Too much fucking drama...

Who sends invites with rules and/or stipulations...?

Your "old friend" is a sackless pussy-whipped sissy who is already being led around by his "wife" (mommy) as evidenced by the so-called invitation...

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:49:18 AM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:52:45 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Too much fucking drama...

Who sends invites with rules and/or stipulations...?

Yeah.

Stick with your original intuition which was to throw the invitation in the trash.

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:53:59 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
A skanky, habitual liar ?

What could go wrong ?

My questions exactly...

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:54:47 AM EDT

[#34]

shes young, hot, and kinda skanky... she also is a habitual liar and very devious
perfect wedding date

Posted: 9/17/2009 5:57:04 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
you should go ahead and attend, get obnoxiously drunk and ruin the wedding and make your date cry

I want to party with you.

I say either go for this angle, or just skip it.

Posted: 9/17/2009 6:00:03 AM EDT

[#36]

don't go, sounds like you are second fiddle

Posted: 9/17/2009 6:02:04 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Your "old friend" is a sackless pussy-whipped sissy who is already being led around by his "wife" (mommy) as evidenced by the so-called invitation...

LOL u just perfectly summed up his entire relationship with his SO