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Posted: 2/8/2002 8:00:47 AM EDT

Heeheehee, I just got called a hypocrite because I said I see nothing wrong with two chicks going at it, but think it's wrong if it's two guys. The person (female) was against it one way or the other. She said I either support "momo-ality" or I don't. To like seeing two women together was "supporting it".

Opinions?

Posted: 2/8/2002 8:05:28 AM EDT

[#1]

There is not much that two women do to each other that I would not be willing to participate in...

Now two guys?? Well sufice it to say that a Pu$$y is selflubricating for a REASON!!

An A$$HOLE however is not!!!

Like they say...its an EXIT DUMMY!!!

Posted: 2/8/2002 8:07:08 AM EDT

[#2]

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Heeheehee, I just got called a hypocrite because I said I see nothing wrong with two chicks going at it, but think it's wrong if it's two guys. The person (female) was against it one way or the other. She said I either support "momo-ality" or I don't. To like seeing two women together was "supporting it".

Opinions?

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Your position seems to be based not anything so flimsy as religion, morals, or ethics, but on a universal, unarguable proposition:

Two girls going at it is hot hot hot.
[bounce][flame][sex][spank][flame][bounce]

Two guys going at it is icky.
[shock][puke][soapbox]

You, good man, are a wise sage.

Posted: 2/8/2002 8:19:58 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Your position seems to be based not anything so flimsy as religion, morals, or ethics, but on a universal, unarguable proposition:

Two girls going at it is hot hot hot.
[bounce][flame][sex][spank][flame][bounce]

Two guys going at it is icky.
[shock][puke][soapbox]

You, good man, are a wise sage.

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My thoughts exactly. [beer]

Posted: 2/8/2002 8:21:08 AM EDT

[#4]

I don't even want to get involved in this sort of subject at all!

And yes, Ghettoblaster, you are indeed a hypocrite! There is no doubt about it! That's the bad news.

The good news is that anyone with a lick of good sense is just as hypocritical on this particular subject.

Why if I just imagine what two lovely female creatures going at it, sprawled out all over a king-sized bed, plying each other's soft and yielding flesh, unmentionables lying tossed about with wild, animalistic abandon....

Er, pardon me, I have to go now...

Eric The(EasilyExcitable)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 2/8/2002 8:25:40 AM EDT

[#5]

O.K., I'm back now. Where was I, oh yeah.

But the thought of two men? In the same exact circumstances?

Yeccch! Who's gonna pitch, who's gonna catch?

Who cares? It's disgustingly unbecoming a man!

Eric The(PerishTheThought!)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 2/8/2002 8:35:07 AM EDT

[#6]

Silly faggots....

Dicks are for chicks! [:D]

Q: Do hetero [u]women[/u] find two queer men having sex arousing? Just wondering.....

Posted: 2/8/2002 8:38:49 AM EDT

[#7]

If right and wrong are defined in absolute terms, then yes, you crippahitical.

If right and wrong are defined by whatever each individual likes or dislikes, then no, you are fine.

Oh, BTW - I like the idea of stealing all your guns.

[}:D]

Posted: 2/8/2002 8:40:04 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

And yes, Ghettoblaster, you are indeed a hypocrite! There is no doubt about it! That's the bad news.

[b]The good news is that anyone with a lick of good sense is just as hypocritical on this particular subject.[/b]

Eric The(EasilyExcitable)Hun[>]:)]

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I have asked myself before if this was being hypocritical and have come to the same conclusion. But what are you gonna do? heheh [:D]

Posted: 2/8/2002 8:43:59 AM EDT

[#9]

She obviously has no understanding of where you are coming from, Ghettoblaster.

It's quite simple really. You are an appreciator of fine art and beauty. As is a near universal standard, the female form and shape is extremely pleasing, artistically. They have very smooth skin, fine complextion, and are a plethora of well designed curves and facets that only the simple cannot appreciate. Men, on the other hand, were not designed with beauty in mind. They were designed for action, for work, and not for appreciation. They are unseemly angles, masses of body hair, and all in all rather unseemly. In fact, a venue of multiple men interacting together, outside of the field of combat, only multiplies the overall unseemliness.

Now, we humans love motion, and the body in motion is an art form unlike any other. So it is perfectly natural for one to appreciate, intellectually and artistically, the beauty of the female form in motion. Now, when one spies TWO female forms, a cornucopia of rare beauty, in motion together, well, it is a grand spectacle which celebrates all that is beautiful of the human condition. The soft forms and well designed curves intaracting together only accentuate and heighten the beauty of each individual motion. Why, what would be more artistically pleasing....to see a single picasso on a plain white background, or to be in the Louvre, taking in many different forms of art, where their placement allows them to interact with each other and their surroundings.

Surely she is nothing more than an uninitiated boor, with no understanding or appreciation for fine art.

Posted: 2/8/2002 8:49:07 AM EDT

[#10]

Let's examine this objectively, shall we?
Women: smell nice, smooth, soft, nice to look at, generally attractive.
Men: Smelly, hairy, gross, nasty dangly bits, unsightly.

Girl-on-girl action: 2x as much of an already good thing pleasuring eachother as nature clearly intended, a visual symphony.

Guy-on-guy action: 2x as much ugly, exchanges of large amounts of possibly contaminated body fluids, already nasty dangly bits now covered with fecal material. In a word, ick.

Your female friend has obviously not devoted the time and research to this topic that an informed opinion demands.

Posted: 2/8/2002 8:52:11 AM EDT

[#11]

Two men together can only be described as disgusting! But, two women. Well I like PU**Y! So if I had come into this world as a woman I believe that being a lesbian would suit me fine.
[sex]

Posted: 2/8/2002 8:56:15 AM EDT

[#12]

I think this is going to be a really popular subject on here...Hey,lets face it...here on AR15.com... this is where people come for expert advice. So here's my take on this topic,
Two women together is...is... is like art, [shock] it's a beautiful thing [beer] now two guys together, thats pornography and there should be more laws against stuff like that.

Posted: 2/8/2002 9:34:10 AM EDT

[#13]

I'm a lesbian, trapped in a man's body.

Posted: 2/8/2002 9:40:25 AM EDT

[#14]

You're not a hypocrite.

Lesbianism is a perfectly natural and beautiful expression of the love two (hot, blonde) women have for each other. It is only natural that it be recorded (on digital videotape) for the rest of the world (men) to see (jerk off to).

Gay sex between two men is disgusting and wrong under any circumstance.

Posted: 2/8/2002 9:59:44 AM EDT

[#15]

You wanted a woman's perspective? Here's mine...

It depends on if I have to be involved or not. [:D]

Women are also less visual than men so it would be the fantasy and the auditory stimuli that would get us going.

Two men together does NOT turn me on... and if I am forced to think about it too long I get weirded out. [puke]

Two guys and a girl... little more in it for me.. but I always feel so bad for the girl, wonder what her daddy did to her, ya know? Kills the mood.

Two women together... hmm.. doesn't do a lot for me to watch two women together... get a guy in there and I'm a little more interested. hee hee

Now if [b]I[/b] had to sleep with another woman... well, that just won't happen. Idea gives me the heeby-jeebies... [puke]

The thing about women (and perhaps men) is that we can often get turned on about things [i]that we would never want to do in real life.[/i]

Posted: 2/8/2002 10:03:21 AM EDT

[#16]

Everybody knows lesbians make the best movies.[8D]

Posted: 2/8/2002 10:05:41 AM EDT

[#17]

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The thing about women (and perhaps men) is that we can often get turned on about things [i]that we would never want to do in real life.[/i]

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Pandora's box?? hee hee.... [:D]

Posted: 2/8/2002 10:10:06 AM EDT

[#18]

Pervs are pervs.
Lesbians are just as disgusting as queer men.
Remember what real life dykes look like.
Picture Reno on Rosie.
Enough said.

Posted: 2/8/2002 10:19:01 AM EDT

[#19]

Of course, if a man thinks that slipping into bed with two lesbians is gonna be a turn-on for [u]them[/u], he's in for a rude awakening!

It would be the same, if you're hetero, as having a man slip into the bed while you're with your woman! Nothing he would offer to do would please you one little bit!

Now, if it were two [b]bi-sexual[/b] women in bed, that's a whole other story!

Suitable for Penthouse Forum, maybe!

Eric The(Hetero)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 2/8/2002 10:22:20 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

The good news is that anyone with a lick of good sense is just as hypocritical on this particular subject.

Eric The(EasilyExcitable)Hun[>]:)]

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OK, I have to ask, was the word "lick" used here with the obvious connotations in mind?

Posted: 2/8/2002 10:24:18 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Girl-on-girl action: 2x as much of an already good thing pleasuring each other as nature clearly intended, a visual symphony.

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Golgo hit it right on the money. Girl-girl action is twice as much of a good thing. The best part is that when you are watching it you don't have to see another guy's unit!

I have know more than a few lesbians, and unfortunately most don't look anything like the chicks in a porno flick. Even still, girl-girl action is hot and guy-guy action turns my stomach.

Posted: 2/8/2002 10:37:38 AM EDT

[#22]

Post from Houston -

OK, I have to ask, was the word "lick" used here with the obvious connotations in mind?

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But of course! Actually, it's the very word that got me so easily excited![:D]

Besides, whoever heard of someone having a 'schmeck' of good sense?

I am nothing, if not a cunning linguist!

Eric The(SoThere!)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 2/8/2002 10:41:45 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I have know more than a few lesbians, and unfortunately most don't look anything like the chicks in a porno flick.

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Exactly...

As it has been mentioned before, REAL lesbian, look more like Rosie, El Reno, and Hillary Clinton.

I bet porno chicks aren't even lesbians. They would do a donkey for the right price.

Posted: 2/8/2002 10:44:33 AM EDT

[#24]

No, you are not a hypocrite. A hypocrite is one who professes beliefs but does not follow them. Or in other words, a hypocrite, talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk.

It would appear that you fully believe in the things you are professing, therefore, no hypocrisy.

However you have exhibited a [b]"double standard."[/b]

Given that guy's buts are ugly, hairy and disgusting and ladies behinds are smooth and well-shaped, I'd much rather see more of the latter and none of the former.

Posted: 2/8/2002 10:57:08 AM EDT

[#25]

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However you have exhibited a [b]"double standard."[/b]

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I don't think it is a double standard at all. You almost indicated as much. If you examine the standard:

Sweet juicy warm soft tender sex is good.
Disgusting hairy nasty ugly sex is bad.

It just so happens that women have sweet tender lovin', and man sex is disgusting and nasty. No double-standard at all.

Posted: 2/8/2002 11:00:57 AM EDT

[#26]

AAAKKKK
I had a nice mental image of a hot long legged blonde chick wearing a tight slick black [sex]leather thong thingie with a strap-on and a hot red-headed chick tied up on a bed [:D] till Hannah said this...

Quoted:
Remember what real life dykes look like.
Picture Reno on Rosie.

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Now I can't get this picture of Aunty Shakey Janet in a tight slick black leather.....with Rosie ODogNuts tied up....out of my head[puke]

Posted: 2/8/2002 11:17:19 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Remember what real life dykes look like.
Picture Reno on Rosie.
Enough said.

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Ummm.....this statement is almost a thread killer!

medcop

Posted: 2/8/2002 11:30:59 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
The good news is that anyone with a lick of good sense is just as hypocritical on this particular subject.

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Eric, was the use of the word [b]LICK[/b] intentional or just a [b]slip of the tongue[/b]?[:D]

Posted: 2/8/2002 11:37:06 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have know more than a few lesbians, and unfortunately most don't look anything like the chicks in a porno flick.

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Exactly...

As it has been mentioned before, REAL lesbian, look more like Rosie, El Reno, and Hillary Clinton.

I bet porno chicks aren't even lesbians. They would do a donkey for the right price.

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I have known some REAL lesbians that were just as gorgeous as straight chicks and quite a few bi checks who were also very hot. Don't stereotype.

Posted: 2/8/2002 11:38:09 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
Pervs are pervs.
Lesbians are just as disgusting as queer men.
Remember what real life dykes look like.
Picture Reno on Rosie.
Enough said.

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No Hannah, we are talking about women on women, not men on men. I thought that was clear. [;)]

Posted: 2/8/2002 11:40:14 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Pervs are pervs.
Lesbians are just as disgusting as queer men.
Remember what real life dykes look like.
Picture Reno on Rosie.
Enough said.

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Thanks a lot!

Posted: 2/8/2002 11:47:07 AM EDT

[#32]

To normal straight women, sex with hetero men is not at all disgusting, if it is directed towards *us*.
What I have seen described here from the men is nothing short of self loathing.
"Hairy gross ugly and disgusting" are not terms a woman thinks of when she has sex with her man. Where did you all get such a negative view of yourselves? Hetero women find hetero men VERY sexy.
Real women see men as hard, muscular, primal, insistent, rippling, strong, and other good terms. We see the bull pawing at the ground, the stag bugling in the autumn, gorgeous studliness, attracted to US.
Normal women do not find other women in any way sexually attractive. We can be quite critical of things men wouldn't even notice. Even a perfect bodied super model is nothing we would want to have SEX with! Yuck! Wrong equipment!! Normal people are attracted to the opposite sex because we *don't have* those parts. The parts we do have are nothing special to us, we have washed and cared for them all our lives. Big deal. Boobs. NOT a turn on.
Nor do we in any way enjoy seeing two fags go at it. Doubling what we find attractive in men does NOT lend any appeal. Some limp wristed faggy boy poking his fairy partner has NO appeal to a straight woman. No matter how hard bodied he is, or how well endowed. Eyyyeeewwwwwwww. Nasty.
Maybe this is why women have such a hard time understanding why you guys like dykes so much.
BTW, those dykes wouldn't give you the time of day. They see you the same way you see yourselves, i.e., hairy, gross, ugly, and disgusting.

Posted: 2/8/2002 11:58:32 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
"Hairy gross ugly and disgusting" are not terms a woman thinks of when she has sex with her man. Where did you all get such a negative view of yourselves?

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Uhh... did you SEE the "show yourself" thread here not long ago?![%|][:K][BD][:X*][:O)]

Hetero women find hetero men VERY sexy.
Real women see men as hard, muscular, primal, insistent, rippling, strong, and other good terms. We see the bull pawing at the ground, the stag bugling in the autumn, gorgeous studliness, attracted to US.

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Yeah Baby!... do I make you "randy"?[:D]

The parts we do have are nothing special to us, we have washed and cared for them all our lives. Big deal. Boobs.

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[shock] - SCHWIIIIINNNG!! Now you're just teasing us.

Posted: 2/8/2002 12:01:40 PM EDT

[#34]

Maybe this is why women have such a hard time understanding why you guys like dykes so much.
BTW, those dykes wouldn't give you the time of day. They see you the same way you see yourselves, i.e., hairy, gross, ugly, and disgusting

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Yeah, maybe.....but if I could just change two of their minds.....WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Posted: 2/8/2002 2:28:10 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Pervs are pervs.
Lesbians are just as disgusting as queer men.
Remember what real life dykes look like.
Picture Reno on Rosie.
Enough said.

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This, unfortunately, hits the nail on the head. As hot as the fantasy might be, real lesbians bear no resemblance to porn flick lesbians. Bull dykes are scary and ooooogly. {shudder}

Still though, if my mental image of Jennifer Lopez rolling around with Jennifer Aniston on Jennifer Love Hewitt's king sized bed stays in my head forever, who's it gonna hurt?

Posted: 2/8/2002 2:54:22 PM EDT

[#36]

A man wearing an old pair of boots and a dirty cowboy hat is sitting at a bar when a lady sits down next to him. She asks him if he is a real cowboy. He says "well, I spend every day chasing cows on my horse or fixing fences, so I guess I'm a real cowboy."
The lady says "Well. I'm a lesbian. I get up every morning and think about women. I shower and think about women. Women are all I think about."
Another man walks up and sits down. He looks over and asks the first man if he is a real cowboy. The first man says "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

I been wanting to put that on here for a while, but the time never seemed right. I hope I didn't mangle it too badly. I guess I am also a lesbian.[:)]

Posted: 2/8/2002 4:56:21 PM EDT

[#37]

Hannah, dear, you have obviously never showered in a men's locker room before.

Of course "I'm" the best looking stud in the shower room. It's just all those other naked, hairey butts that are ugly. [:X*]

Posted: 2/8/2002 5:11:06 PM EDT

[#38]

JohnnieG, well you are right about the locker room part. But...I have been married for 30 years, I worked in a hospital and assisted with Climax Moly Co.'s physicals for new hires, and I have seen plenty of naked man-butt. *blush*
I am a hetero female......I *like* men, I think they are very appealing, cute even.
I always assumed the hairy butts were an evolutionary adaptation so y'all could ice fish and not freeze. [;)]

Posted: 2/8/2002 5:16:13 PM EDT

[#39]

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I always assumed the hairy butts were an evolutionary adaptation so y'all could ice fish and not freeze. [;)]

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LMAO!!! That's a great hypothesis.

Posted: 2/8/2002 5:25:51 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Picture Reno on Rosie.
Enough said.

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This is not something I want to picture so close to the dinner hour.

Posted: 2/8/2002 5:26:06 PM EDT

[#41]

I am all for two hot lesbos, long as they are not wearing mullits

Posted: 2/8/2002 5:35:32 PM EDT

[#42]

So I would have to say that Hannah Knows her Men. Yes that Hairy but is for Ice fishing.

MY WOMAN IS BEAUTIFUL, Sexy, hot, steamy, All of that and I will shout it from the rooftops.*knuckles dragging ground*. Caveman yell and all that. THANK GOD FOR THE WOMAN. IF IT WERENT FOR HER i WOULD BE INSANE. Well Wait a second Its because of her that I start going insane and then she allows me to throw her on the bed and make love to her and then I am not going insane anymore. Repeat about 5 times a week and well, I am pretty happy about the world and walk around with a smile on my face. Put damn don't I know when I havn't been getting it, we start getting irratable, and pretty soon we are in bed. Seems to work. Deep relationship actually its just that she turns me on all the time. Oh hell this is nothing I could go on and on.

As far as the lesbian goes well??? A long time ago I usta be into that but I don't know what happened but somehow all my lust ended up being channeled into my gal. Benjamin

Posted: 2/8/2002 5:37:08 PM EDT

[#43]

Does 2 hot women getting after it bother me? Hell no, I'm about 3/4's lesbian myself!

Posted: 2/8/2002 5:42:41 PM EDT

[#44]

Kinda funnie how some men get off on two chicks together till they come home and see his wife/girlfreind in bed with another carpet monkey...she says to him your out she's the monkey bumper now.....and he has recycled banana all over his dumb arse from the "I was in love" soap opera.....LOVE the mental hell they never told you about.....I still vomit at the site of same sex relationships.....

Posted: 2/8/2002 5:43:08 PM EDT

[#45]

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I am nothing, if not a cunning linguist!

Eric The(SoThere!)Hun[>]:)]

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Subtle and yet so in your face [^]

You the Man !!!

Posted: 2/8/2002 5:58:36 PM EDT

[#46]

Oh Hannah darling,

If washing yourself is so boring I'll give you a [i]hand[/i].

Pass the Jergins.

Posted: 2/8/2002 6:17:55 PM EDT

[#47]

Well Mrs Wind and I were at a Party, there was this so-so dyke there, I used to work with her gf, who was nothing to take home and was actually bi. Well this fox sits down and starts talking and being real friendly with us. She could melt any of you guys.
Well, the dyke gets pissy with usas this was her current gf, who was also bi.
The point is for each ugly dyke there is a foxy bi to get randy over.
So there is Rosie, but just maybe Sandra Bullock is bi......