This is some funny stuff

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - This is some funny stuff

Posted: 6/18/2009 7:07:05 AM EDT

textsfromlastnight.com

This is good for a few laughs.

All text messages that people submit.

(212): i want you now

(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.

(1-404): Two?

(404): Two.

(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.

(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?

(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?

(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

Posted: 6/18/2009 7:36:38 AM EDT

[#1]

funny stuff!!

Posted: 6/18/2009 7:37:51 AM EDT

[#2]

I love that website.

Posted: 6/18/2009 7:53:07 AM EDT

[#3]

(650): my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
(415): and she bought it?!?
(650): yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes

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Posted: 6/18/2009 7:54:52 AM EDT

[#4]

I LOVE that website..

Posted: 6/18/2009 8:07:06 AM EDT

[#5]

More good stuff like that taken from IRC at [url=http://www.bash.org[/url]]

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...

BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH

BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU

BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES

BlackAdder> IN FACT

BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW

BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE

BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG

*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*

*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

CRCError> right

heartless> Right.

r3v> right

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