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Posted: 6/16/2009 6:54:05 PM EDT

This just in. I gotta keep up with this site, otherwise I'll spend another 2 solid days trying to catch up. Enjoy:


Fighting Fake With Fake


Gas Station | Boulder, CO, USA





(A customer walks into the gas station and picks up a plastic 21 oz. bottle of water.)



Me: “Will that be all for you today?”



(The customer then holds it like he wants to hit me with it.)



Customer: “Give me all your money! This is a stickup!”



Me: “You’re trying to hold me up with a bottle of water?!”



Customer: “GIVE IT!”



(I pretend to press the silent alarm.)



Customer: “S***! The cops!” *runs off, dropping the bottle of water on his way out*


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:07:27 PM EDT
[#1]
wow... epic fail...
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:17:51 PM EDT
[#2]
edit
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:22:19 PM EDT
[#3]
he must have been an obama voter.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:28:39 PM EDT
[#4]
Shouldve shot him.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:28:57 PM EDT
[#5]
ok...

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:52:40 PM EDT
[#6]



Quoted:


ok...
Your avatar is strangely appropriate






 
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:56:54 PM EDT
[#7]
Pretty sure that counts as armed robbery, despite its sucking.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:58:14 PM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:


Pretty sure that counts as armed robbery, despite its sucking.
Maybe a watered down version of armed robbery...





 
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 7:59:38 PM EDT
[#9]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Pretty sure that counts as armed robbery, despite its sucking.
Maybe a watered down version of armed robbery...



 






What you did there, I seen it.



 
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:26:39 PM EDT
[#10]
Nice try nediedle dick.  Your fired
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 8:28:03 PM EDT
[#11]

Link Posted: 6/17/2009 8:28:26 AM EDT
[#12]
For another thing not to do with bottled water : imagine a line of people with a trailer load of water on one end, and a fire on the other....
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 9:28:39 AM EDT
[#13]
facepalm
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 9:34:39 AM EDT
[#14]
those plastic bottles of water.......... england would approve of that for a robbery.........oh wait....... they would ban plastic bottles....... plastic bags of water next?
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 9:35:27 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
those plastic bottles of water.......... england would approve of that for a robbery.........oh wait....... they would ban plastic bottles....... plastic bags of water next?


Water would be banned because you can drown in it
Link Posted: 6/17/2009 9:44:06 AM EDT
[#16]
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