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Posted: 6/16/2009 9:49:42 AM EDT
Someone with all kinds of fucked up priorities...

Lil Wayne wanted (DC-MD-VA)

My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.

Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.

Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!


'Cause, hey, nothing says "Happy Birthday, I love you!" like exploiting your kid's disability for a lie that will make him happy!

_MaH
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:53:11 AM EDT
[#1]
This plan never worked on "I Love Lucy".
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:53:39 AM EDT
[#2]
Wasnt this on FailBlog?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 9:55:03 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Wasnt this on FailBlog?


If it was, then it was either very quick or this is a copy-cat post since it's dated the 12th of this month.

_MaH
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