A “9” That Only Gives BJ’s or a “5” That Will Do ANYTHING You Want. Which would you rather date?

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Posted: 6/15/2009 11:54:37 AM EDT

You have to date one of the two women for 3 months. Both have the same personality and the same sexual skills in bed. One is a “9” that will only give you blowjobs (the blowjobs are good, but not great and you get one about 5 times a week) and the other is a “5,” but she will do ANYTHING sexual you want whenever you want

Which would you rather date?

Posted: 6/15/2009 11:55:13 AM EDT

[#1]

Five for me.

Posted: 6/15/2009 11:55:27 AM EDT

[#2]

Can either of them shoot and gut a deer?

Posted: 6/15/2009 11:55:32 AM EDT

[#3]

5 please.

Posted: 6/15/2009 11:55:33 AM EDT

[#4]

The 9

Posted: 6/15/2009 11:55:33 AM EDT

[#5]

Get both!

Posted: 6/15/2009 11:56:31 AM EDT

[#6]

I guess I'm getting old... I'll take the '9' and all the BJ's I can handle... heh heh heh...

Posted: 6/15/2009 11:57:17 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Can either of them shoot and gut a deer?

They either both can or neither of them can. The only difference is how they look and what they will do with you sexually.

Posted: 6/15/2009 11:58:14 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Can either of them shoot and gut a deer?

They either both can or neither of them can. The only difference is how they look and what they will do with you sexually.

The 5 then.

Posted: 6/15/2009 11:58:29 AM EDT

[#9]

9 for me because I'm lazy.

Posted: 6/15/2009 11:59:47 AM EDT

[#10]

9 if I can surf Arfcom while she's doing her thing.

Posted: 6/15/2009 11:59:56 AM EDT

[#11]

The one with the hang ups will likely develop more over time... A partner that is willing to experiment and will just be a whole lot more fun

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:00:33 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Five for me.

Quoted:
The one with the hang ups will likely develop more over time... A partner that is willing to experiment and have time will just be a whole lot more fun

That's what I'm thinking.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:02:57 PM EDT

[#13]

Well, I guess it depends on how you rate 5s and 9s.

For me, to get into the 9s you have to be amazingly attractive, while a 5 is in the area of "I'd hit it if I was drunk."

So I'd have to go with the 9.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:03:19 PM EDT

[#14]

9 who gives BJs.

I can go out to a bar and pick up a 5 any day of the week, and talking a 5 into doing degrading shit isn't exactly difficult. Now, finding a 9 that like giving head for nothing in return...

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:03:19 PM EDT

[#15]

...........there are no other chicks out there,it has to be one of the two.

What if there is a 10 out there who is fun and will liberally distribute the booty?

Your gona miss the boat messing around with compromises.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:06:55 PM EDT

[#16]

Trick question.

There is no such thing as a "9" that only gives BJ's.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:09:47 PM EDT

[#17]

The 9.

Sooner or later she'll cave.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:15:18 PM EDT

[#18]

I could understand if it was a 7 versus a 9, but I'd find it difficult to be attracted enough to a 5 to enjoy hot monkey sex more than five blow jobs a week from a hot 9.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:17:05 PM EDT

[#19]

9 - but a lot of women are bad at it - suck it bitch!!!

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:18:06 PM EDT

[#20]

I would much rather have a five chances are she is a better wife, than 9, because she has had to work for what she has it wasn't given to her.

ETA: I changed my mind getting a 9 to do that is awesome, because it could become more and getting a 5 to do whatever you want gets boring after a while. I would rather get something that may move into more instead of everything and not have a challenge.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:18:34 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
9 if I can surf Arfcom while she's doing her thing.

LMFAO!!

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:18:54 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
9 who gives BJs.

I can go out to a bar and pick up a 5 any day of the week, and talking a 5 into doing degrading shit isn't exactly difficult. Now, finding a 9 that like giving head for nothing in return...

Yeah, I think that the poll results show that most of Arfcom isn't getting any.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:19:46 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I would much rather have a five chances are she is a better wife, than 9, because she has had to work for what she has it wasn't given to her.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:20:03 PM EDT

[#24]

Does the five have all her own teeth?

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:20:58 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
9 who gives BJs.

I can go out to a bar and pick up a 5 any day of the week, and talking a 5 into doing degrading shit isn't exactly difficult. Now, finding a 9 that like giving head for nothing in return...

Yeah, I think that the poll results show that most of Arfcom isn't getting any.

BJ' are better after SIHHP!

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:21:59 PM EDT

[#26]

I'll take the 5, she's a 9 in doggy

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:22:56 PM EDT

[#27]

5 I can have all the BJ's I want and more

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:22:59 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
9 if I can surf Arfcom while she's doing her thing.

Ha-ha. That is awesome. Like a good beer holder. LMFAO.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:23:31 PM EDT

[#29]

I can always get the 5. The 9? Not so much anymore. So yeah, three months of daily BJ's by a 9. You betcha!

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:23:44 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
You have to date one of the two women for 3 months. Both have the same personality and the same sexual skills in bed. One is a “9” that will only give you blowjobs (the blowjobs are good, but not great and you get one about 5 times a week) and the other is a “5,” but she will do ANYTHING sexual you want whenever you want

Which would you rather date?

What's up with all these threads you start???

Bored???

Why aren't you out getting/looking for pie???

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:23:51 PM EDT

[#31]

The one with the lowest standards

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:24:20 PM EDT

[#32]

What do some of you consider a "5"? If a five is average I would assume they have teeth and even walk upright

We are not comparing say a 2 with three teeth, a bad back, smoker, 250-pounds and 4'3" I would hope

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:24:26 PM EDT

[#33]

Here's what we'll do, I'll take the nine.

When I disrobe and she says "I only give head"

I say "yeah, me too, bend over."

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:24:56 PM EDT

[#34]

just when i thought all the sexual which ones had been done to death here is a new one.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:25:18 PM EDT

[#35]

5 all the way. I would put it put up her tight stinky butt every night.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:26:03 PM EDT

[#36]

5, I can only imagine the stupidity that flows from the mouth of the 'I only give BJ's

' girl.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:26:24 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
I can always get the 5. The 9? Not so much anymore. So yeah, three months of daily BJ's by a 9. You betcha!

I'm with you.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:27:52 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You have to date one of the two women for 3 months. Both have the same personality and the same sexual skills in bed. One is a “9” that will only give you blowjobs (the blowjobs are good, but not great and you get one about 5 times a week) and the other is a “5,” but she will do ANYTHING sexual you want whenever you want

Which would you rather date?

What's up with all these threads you start???

No one is making you click on anything you dont want to.

Bored???

Yes.

Why aren't you out getting/looking for pie???

Some of us have jobs.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:28:07 PM EDT

[#39]

For three months? Give me the nine, she could keep me happy. Besides, I'm in the no-blowjob blackhole otherwise known as marriage.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:28:22 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Here's what we'll do, I'll take the nine.

When I disrobe and she says "I only give head"

I say "yeah, me too, bend over."

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:28:51 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You have to date one of the two women for 3 months. Both have the same personality and the same sexual skills in bed. One is a “9” that will only give you blowjobs (the blowjobs are good, but not great and you get one about 5 times a week) and the other is a “5,” but she will do ANYTHING sexual you want whenever you want

Which would you rather date?

What's up with all these threads you start???

Bored???

Why aren't you out getting/looking for pie???

Or spending too much time out in that field at work?

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:29:03 PM EDT

[#42]

The 9, if she swallows.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:29:56 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You have to date one of the two women for 3 months. Both have the same personality and the same sexual skills in bed. One is a “9” that will only give you blowjobs (the blowjobs are good, but not great and you get one about 5 times a week) and the other is a “5,” but she will do ANYTHING sexual you want whenever you want

Which would you rather date?

What's up with all these threads you start???

Bored???

Why aren't you out getting/looking for pie???

Or spending too much time out in that field at work?

Welll....

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:30:03 PM EDT

[#44]

only blowjobs?

Awesome! I never have to do anything but sit on my couch naked eating cheetos watching glen beck and blowing my load in that bang'en hot broads mouth.

Tha would be great

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:31:02 PM EDT

[#45]

The question specifically states a 3 month dating period. I wouldn't marry a 9 who didn't put out and I wouldn't marry a 5 for the crazy monkey sex, but for the 3 months in question I'd rather have the former over the latter.

After those 3 months I can always say I dated a 9 and leave the rest of the details out, everybody can date a 5 and have crazy monkey sex.