How many variations on this joke do we, as a group, know? Post yours.
Posted: 1/16/2002 4:06:29 PM EDT
[#1]
like I take my steak.
Pink in the middle and tender on the outside.
Posted: 1/16/2002 4:17:16 PM EDT
[#2]
...Hot, Dark, and bitter...
Posted: 1/16/2002 4:40:00 PM EDT
[#3]
warm, smooth and creamy
Posted: 1/16/2002 4:51:37 PM EDT
[#4]
I take my women like I take my beer.....
.....in a can.
Posted: 1/16/2002 4:59:36 PM EDT
[#5]
I take my woman like I take my shower, once a day.
Posted: 1/16/2002 5:01:53 PM EDT
[#6]
I like my women like I like my coffee, strong black and sassy.
Posted: 1/16/2002 5:07:37 PM EDT
[#7]
Women are like guns, The longer you have them around the more tempted you are to shoot them.
[peep]
Posted: 1/16/2002 5:08:44 PM EDT
[#8]
like I take my sheep.
Short and wooly.
Posted: 1/16/2002 6:26:02 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted: Women are like guns, The longer you have them around the more tempted you are to shoot them.
[peep]
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you win the prize!! fullclip
Posted: 1/16/2002 6:30:03 PM EDT
[#10]
sweet and creamy hot and black
Posted: 1/16/2002 9:31:48 PM EDT
[#11]
Like my mail...Lick'em, Stick'em and send them away! [;D]
Posted: 1/16/2002 9:46:20 PM EDT
[#12]
I like my women like I like my
weather....hot and wet!! cars.....sleek and sexy!! music.....fast and hard!! dinner.....hot and satisfying!!
Posted: 1/16/2002 9:50:48 PM EDT
[#13]
Like I like my eggs: over easy.
Posted: 1/16/2002 9:59:58 PM EDT
[#14]
I take my women like I take my dog. Doggy sytle...hahaha, sorry, this was bad taste. No animals were harmed during posting of this message. IT WAS A JOKE, GUYS! :) Don't be sending PETA after me.
Posted: 1/16/2002 10:09:39 PM EDT
[#15]
Like I take my pain pills ... three times a day or as needed
Posted: 1/17/2002 4:43:39 AM EDT
[#16]
...coffee, hot, black and strong.
Posted: 1/17/2002 4:48:57 AM EDT
[#17]
Pretzels [puke]
Posted: 1/17/2002 4:55:45 AM EDT
[#18]
Like a fine wine. Aged to perfection, well balanced, full bodied, just a hint of tanin and by the jug.
Posted: 1/17/2002 10:03:22 AM EDT
[#19]
i have taken to saying: i like my coffee like my ex-wifes soul... black and bitter. everyone's getting tired of that now.
i once saw a movie where stalin said: good tea should be like good woman- strong and sweet.
Posted: 1/17/2002 10:42:26 AM EDT
[#20]
50 cents, free refills.
Posted: 1/17/2002 1:25:09 PM EDT
[#21]
coffee...milk and two sugars.
Posted: 1/17/2002 1:45:44 PM EDT
[#22]
I take my women like I take my Computers....
fast and loaded with non-propriatary parts.
Posted: 1/17/2002 1:48:22 PM EDT
[#23]
Hot...Sweet....and very Weak
Posted: 1/17/2002 2:02:13 PM EDT
[#24]
Like I take my coffee... With a little Sweet-n-low[;)] and a little cream.
Posted: 1/17/2002 2:05:14 PM EDT
[#25]
mud..............just plain dirty!
Posted: 1/17/2002 2:08:31 PM EDT
[#26]
Rifles... Black and Preban!!
Posted: 1/17/2002 3:54:04 PM EDT
[#27]
I like my wine like I like my womenz. Ready to pass out . . .