Ok fuck it..
So many things went wrong yesterday that I don't feel like laying out for the entire internet to read but it has to do with my immediate family, extended family health issues, a girl, my dog, and college.
To top it off.. today after a less than stellar day I go to leave said girls college after hanging out till 3am'ish in the student union area. I throw my riding jacket on and walk her back to her dorm. I then make my way to the parking lot. Where is my bike? I could have swore it was..wtf... My fucking 2000 SV650s is laying on the fucking pavement!
I guarantee some frathouse jock faggot tried sitting on the fucking thing, having no clue wtf he was doing, no fucking respect for my property, a bike I worked damn near all summer to pay off busting my fucking ass, trying to look all fresh for some fucking piece of ass he's trying to score, lost his balance like the stupid fucking cocksucker he is and dropped the fucking thing down on it's side.
I just put brand new fucking fairings on the god damned thing too.. Brand new fucking fairings. Thank god the damage was minimal, just a fucked up blinker and a nice crack right on the outside corner of the right headlight. I'm pretty sure my muffler has a nice new dent in it that wasn't there 24 hours ago.
God, what the fuck posses people to do this shit? Did I do a fucking hood slide on your car just because it looks like fun? No fuckin' way would I do that. So why the fuck would you nut fuck my bike without my permission you immature worthless sack of shit!?
Punch me in the face for all I give a fuck but don't fuck with my fuckin bike asshole!!
I guess every cake needs icing..