I don't think this is how Alton Brown does it:

Toilet sausage chef causes prison unit evacuation

CLALLAM BAY, Wash. – An inmate's attempt to heat up sausages in his toilet went up in smoke when the cooking fire forced a unit evacuation at a Washington prison. Clallam Bay Corrections Center spokeswoman Denise Larson says 130 inmates were evacuated to a dining hall when smoke was spotted coming from a sewer vent pipe Wednesday evening.

She says the smoke was traced to the inmate's cell and he admitted to trying to heat up snack sausage bought from a prison store in the stainless steel toilet. The inmate's identity has not been released.

The toilet chef has been placed in segregation pending discipline at the prison on Washington's Olympic Peninsula.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090326/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sausage_toilet_fire

So instead of Iron Chef, it's Stainless Steel Chef?  

"Hey, Bubba, this sausage tastes like s___."