Leroy goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After awhile the
preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar.

Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: Leroy, what
do you want me to pray about for you?'

Leroy replies: 'Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing. The preacher
puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of
Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays.  

After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks Leroy: 'Leroy, how is your hearing now?'

Leroy says, 'I don't know, Reverend. It's not until next Wednesday.'

I loled