My wife just ran in here and said: "Qucik, we've got to run over to the grocery store that you brought the fruit cake in... My father just bit in to the fruitcake and found this.."

She shows me a human tooth.

I said "I opened that fruit cake two weeks ago, I don't have the package anymore."

"I know, that's why we have to go to the grocery store.  We need to get another package so we can get the info to call the manufacturer."

"Wow, that's really weird."

He dad then yells up to us "Never mind.  It was my tooth."




Ahhhhhhh, the holidays.

Wow.

Someone actually eats fruitcake?

Ya know, I have access to several coffee cans full of human teeth that were extracted for various reasons.
I've been trying to think of something to do with them......

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