So it's 3:30 in the morning, and I've got to piss...

Site Notices

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - So it's 3:30 in the morning, and I've got to piss...

Posted: 11/21/2008 3:09:58 PM EDT

.... little did I know my wife had installed a new plugin air freshener with a snowflake on it, that likes to change colors every few seconds. I open the door, the room goes from black to red in all of about a quarter of a second. Suddenly I thought I was in an old episode of Star Trek. I freak out and run nuts first into some demonic pointy piece of bathroom furniture that doesn't hold my magazines. When I realize I just lost my right ball I jump back only to step on a hard as wood catnip mouse that my cats love to leave in the worst places. I grab my foot, go face first into the door. I finally make it to the toilet, take my piss, hobble back to bed only to have my wife say "Doesn't the light make it easier to see in the bathroom.".... I hate Christmas

Posted: 11/21/2008 3:11:07 PM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 11/21/2008 3:11:55 PM EDT

[#2]

You need to post pics of the beating she got for that one

Posted: 11/21/2008 3:12:10 PM EDT

[#3]

She got you with a daisy chained ambush.

Posted: 11/21/2008 3:14:00 PM EDT

[#4]

Most accidents occur in the home.

Posted: 11/21/2008 3:15:40 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 11/21/2008 3:16:14 PM EDT

[#6]

So did that air freshener make it down when you flushed it down the toilet or did you have to plunge to make it go away??

Posted: 11/21/2008 3:17:11 PM EDT

[#7]

I reckon she done got you good.

Posted: 11/21/2008 3:18:21 PM EDT

[#8]

demonic pointy piece of bathroom furniture that doesn't hold my magazines

Aye. These non-essential furnitures should be banned.

Posted: 11/21/2008 3:18:22 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
So did that air freshener make it down when you flushed it down the toilet or did you have to plunge to make it go away??

Oh, I've got a score to settle with that damn glowing snowflake. Just not while the wife is home.

Posted: 11/21/2008 3:41:35 PM EDT

[#10]

You need to send this to sp1grrl... she's always looking for ways to 'payback' her husband.

Never mind. I'll do it.

Posted: 11/21/2008 3:46:28 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So did that air freshener make it down when you flushed it down the toilet or did you have to plunge to make it go away??

Oh, I've got a score to settle with that damn glowing snowflake. Just not while the wife is home.

It's time to spend 5 minutes in front of the mirror saying, I don't know what happened to it honey, it just stopped working disappeared. Then when you're good and ready, try it on the wife when she gets home and asks about it.

Posted: 11/21/2008 4:23:06 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So did that air freshener make it down when you flushed it down the toilet or did you have to plunge to make it go away??

Oh, I've got a score to settle with that damn glowing snowflake. Just not while the wife is home.

It's time to spend 5 minutes in front of the mirror saying, I don't know what happened to it honey, it just stopped working disappeared. Then when you're good and ready, try it on the wife when she gets home and asks about it.

Ignorance is bliss.

Posted: 11/21/2008 4:25:22 PM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 11/21/2008 4:26:18 PM EDT

[#14]

Did your wife also put pink rugs and a pink toilet seat cover in the bathroom?

I have nightmares about shit like that.

Posted: 11/21/2008 4:30:48 PM EDT

[#15]

I needed a good, quality laugh.

Thank you!

Posted: 11/21/2008 4:30:52 PM EDT

[#16]

Posted: 11/21/2008 4:35:01 PM EDT

[#17]

Your painful experience has made me laugh. Thanks!

Posted: 11/21/2008 4:49:46 PM EDT

[#18]

Made my night man thanks

Posted: 11/21/2008 4:51:35 PM EDT

[#19]

have her kiss your boo boo.

Posted: 11/21/2008 5:40:33 PM EDT

[#20]

Depends FTW! Colostomy bag for the hardcore extremist among us...

Posted: 11/21/2008 5:43:48 PM EDT

[#21]

man either you've got some crazy dreams about star trek, a weird star trek obsession, or you did to much acid back in the day

either way, your story is still funny as hell

Posted: 11/21/2008 5:52:19 PM EDT

[#22]

So it's 3:30 in the morning, and I've got to piss...

Sounds like you need one of those new prostate medications.

Avodart, Flowmax, etc.

Posted: 11/21/2008 5:53:22 PM EDT

[#23]

Truth is stranger than fiction,you can't make up shit like that!

Best post of the day.

Bob

Posted: 11/21/2008 5:53:55 PM EDT

[#24]

Posted: 11/21/2008 5:58:36 PM EDT

[#25]

I'm supprised you didn't piss yourself while bumping into everything.

Posted: 11/21/2008 6:22:08 PM EDT

[#26]

Funniest thing Heard all day!

Posted: 11/21/2008 6:33:07 PM EDT

[#27]

I just spit copenhagen on my laptop!

Posted: 11/21/2008 6:33:39 PM EDT

[#28]

Posted: 11/21/2008 6:37:50 PM EDT

[#29]

I can never understand womens penchant for accessories in the "noncommunal" bathroom. It doesnt have to look or smell pretty, just function. Toilet, paper, reading material, more toilet paper, shower, basin...

Posted: 11/21/2008 7:07:15 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
.... little did I know my wife had installed a new plugin air freshener with a snowflake on it, that likes to change colors every few seconds. I open the door, the room goes from black to red in all of about a quarter of a second. Suddenly I thought I was in an old episode of Star Trek. I freak out and run nuts first into some demonic pointy piece of bathroom furniture that doesn't hold my magazines. When I realize I just lost my right ball I jump back only to step on a hard as wood catnip mouse that my cats love to leave in the worst places. I grab my foot, go face first into the door. I finally make it to the toilet, take my piss, hobble back to bed only to have my wife say "Doesn't the light make it easier to see in the bathroom.".... I hate Christmas

So, how much ammo do you keep in your bathroom furniture anyway?