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Posted: 12/12/2001 4:18:06 AM EDT
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Shorter:
Two guys walk into a bar; the third guy ducks. Adam |
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Posted: 12/12/2001 4:27:43 AM EDT
[#2]
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face?
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Posted: 12/12/2001 6:11:01 AM EDT
[#3]
A cowboy, a rabbi and a pirate walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"
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Posted: 12/12/2001 6:12:15 AM EDT
[#4]
Shortest:
[b]PATRIOT ACT[/b] |
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Posted: 12/12/2001 6:15:08 AM EDT
[#5]
Remember when you use to blow bubbles as a kid?
I saw him last week and he wants to see you again. |
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Posted: 12/12/2001 6:17:38 AM EDT
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Quoted: Shorter: Two guys walk into a bar; the third guy ducks. Adam BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA THat made me LOL!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 12/12/2001 6:20:14 AM EDT
[#7]
Police officer catches a man speeding.
Officer says "If you can give me a BS line as to why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you off the hook." Speeder says "Last week my wife ran off with a police officer. I thought you were bringing her back." Police officer says "Have a nice day." |
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Posted: 12/12/2001 7:16:22 AM EDT
[#8]
What is the difference between a circus and a bordello?
A circus is a cunning array of stunts.[:I] |
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Posted: 12/12/2001 7:19:03 AM EDT
[#9]
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change it, and one to blow me |
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Posted: 12/12/2001 7:40:11 AM EDT
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A chicken and an egg check into a cheap motel room. Moments later, the chicken sits up against the headboard and lights a cigarette.
The egg says, "Well, that settles that." |
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Posted: 12/12/2001 7:42:56 AM EDT
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The trouble with finding your perfect soul mate is that she would probably want to get married, then four weeks after the wedding you would meet another perfect soul mate, with larger
breasts. Q. How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two, one to screw in the light bulb and one to hold my penis, I mean the ladder. |
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Posted: 12/12/2001 7:43:37 AM EDT
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"Patriotic Democrat"
"Hillary Clinton" |
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Posted: 12/12/2001 7:48:11 AM EDT
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What is the difference between a pun and a fart?
A pun is a shift of wit. |
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